Reply to: I feel slightly embarrassed

[mudskipper]

I used a spell chequer

Is that like wizard chess?

[Paddy]

I used a spell chequer

[mudskipper]

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Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean.

Despite the odd looks from the changing room staff; I braved the idea and took the jeans to the changing room. I tried it on and was immediately aroused by the tightness of the material clinging to my skin. My thoughts were no wonder women enjoy wearing tight clothes.

My fears of buying women’s clothes were put to rest because nobody would notice a pair of women’s jeans kept in my drawer, would they?

Next day to my surprise, I was found out however, quick thinking lead me to edit the post on CUK and say that it was all a big mistake. I can then show the new post to my partner.

Tomorrow I will return the jeans. It was a good thing that I hid the second pair.

[Paddy]

Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean. Tried it on and was very happy that I can now get into size 34"s although 32"s are still a little too tight.

Got home and had a look at the recipe and to my horror discovered that I picked up these from Red Herring.

Original version on Google cache

Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean.

Despite the odd looks from the changing room staff; I braved the idea and took the jeans to the changing room. I tried it on and was immediately aroused by the tightness of the material clinging to my skin. My thoughts were no wonder women enjoy wearing tight clothes.

My fears of buying women’s clothes were put to rest because nobody would notice a pair of women’s jeans kept in my draw, would they?

Next day to my surprise, I was found out however, quick thinking lead me to edit the post on CUK and say that it was all a big mistake. I can then show the new post to my partner.

Tomorrow I will return the jeans. It was a good thing that I hid the second pair.

[TiroFijo]

I'm sitting here wearing the wife's bra and panties, that was all a mistake too, must have looked in the wrong drawer when I was half asleep.

As long as you didn't mistake the laundry basket for the drawer - after all you were half asleep!

[Diver]

Ignore the adolescent uncouth louts

[Sands of Time]

Why be obtuse about a normal biological function? Why not just ask directly if Arsenal are playing at home?

Decorators in again, Love?

[BrilloPad]

Time of the month?

Why be obtuse about a normal biological function? Why not just ask directly if Arsenal are playing at home?

[Diver]

Receipt! Receipt! Receipt! Curse my fangled brain today!

Thanks Diver, may just cook these in a faint hope of absolving my shame in my shopping faux pas!

[Moscow Mule]

Receipt! Receipt! Receipt! Curse my fangled brain today!

Time of the month?

[hyperD]

Recipe for red herrings - in Kenelm Digby’s 1669 Closet, or Excellent Directions for Cookery, which promises to satisfy ‘the curiosities of the Nicest palate’.

My Lord d’ Aubigny eats Red-herrings thus broiled. After they are opened and prepared for the Gridiron, soak them (both sides) in Oyl and Vinegar beaten together in pretty quantity in a little Dish. Then broil them, till they are hot through, but not dry. Then soak them again in the same Liquor as before, and broil them a second time. You may soak and broil them again a third time; but twice may serve. They will be then very short and crisp and savoury. Lay them upon your Sallet, and you may also put upon it, the Oyl and Vinegar, you soaked the Herrings in.

Receipt! Receipt! Receipt! Curse my fangled brain today!

Thanks Diver, may just cook these in a faint hope of absolving my shame in my shopping faux pas!

[Diver]

Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean. Tried it on and was very happy that I can now get into size 34"s although 32"s are still a little too tight.

Got home and had a look at the recipe and to my horror discovered that I picked up these from Red Herring.

Recipe for red herrings - in Kenelm Digby’s 1669 Closet, or Excellent Directions for Cookery, which promises to satisfy ‘the curiosities of the Nicest palate’.

My Lord d’ Aubigny eats Red-herrings thus broiled. After they are opened and prepared for the Gridiron, soak them (both sides) in Oyl and Vinegar beaten together in pretty quantity in a little Dish. Then broil them, till they are hot through, but not dry. Then soak them again in the same Liquor as before, and broil them a second time. You may soak and broil them again a third time; but twice may serve. They will be then very short and crisp and savoury. Lay them upon your Sallet, and you may also put upon it, the Oyl and Vinegar, you soaked the Herrings in.

[Sands of Time]

Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean. Tried it on and was very happy that I can now get into size 34"s although 32"s are still a little too tight.

Got home and had a look at the recipe and to my horror discovered that I picked up these from Red Herring.

You lass!



Tone

[xoggoth]

I'm sitting here wearing the wife's bra and panties, that was all a mistake too, must have looked in the wrong drawer when I was half asleep.

[Pondlife]

Just wandered around Debenhams picking up a couple of Maine T-Shirts, Jeff Bank's shirts and noticed a delightful slim fit jean. Tried it on and was very happy that I can now get into size 34"s although 32"s are still a little too tight.

Got home and had a look at the recipe and to my horror discovered that I picked up these from Red Herring.

You want to be careful with those tight jeans hD, they're likely to give you a yeast infection in your lady parts.