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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2012, 13:34
Originally posted by Notascooby View Post

You shouldn't be selling your arse so regulalry then.

To be fair, "she" is only doing her husband's bidding.
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Notascooby replied

18 April 2012, 13:26
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Already halfway there.

You shouldn't be selling your arse so regulalry then.
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northernladyuk replied

18 April 2012, 13:06
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Anyway, I'm not so much bothered at what age I retire as long as I live long enough to wear adult nappies and be a burden to my great great grandchildren

Already halfway there.
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pjclarke replied

18 April 2012, 13:06
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather....

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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NotAllThere replied

18 April 2012, 12:25
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Plan? Ten years ago.

Oi Grandad! What is daytime TV like?

I planned to retire ten years ago. Still working... (not yet 50).
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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2012, 12:20
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Anyway, I'm not so much bothered at what age I retire as long as I live long enough to wear adult nappies and be a burden to my great great grandchildren

Ah yes! I want to be young and feckless. Middle-aged and rich. Old and pretend not to hear anything....
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Diver replied

18 April 2012, 12:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

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Anyway, I am not so much bothered at what age I retire as living long enough to be a burden to my kids.

Anyway, I'm not so much bothered at what age I retire as long as I live long enough to wear adult nappies and be a burden to my great great grandchildren
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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2012, 12:09
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Or cause some

:

Anyway, I am not so much bothered at what age I retire as living long enough to be a burden to my kids.
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Diver replied

18 April 2012, 12:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You would be bored stiff in 5 minutes. I suppose you could investigate all the shipwrecks round your island?

Or cause some
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BlasterBates replied

18 April 2012, 12:07
Yeah but it would be a gr8 5 minutes.
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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2012, 12:05
Originally posted by Diver View Post

My plan is to win an obscene ammount of money on the lottery this year and retire to a private Island somewhere warm.

You would be bored stiff in 5 minutes. I suppose you could investigate all the shipwrecks round your island?
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Diver replied

18 April 2012, 12:01
My plan is to win an obscene ammount of money on the lottery this year and retire to a private Island somewhere warm.

Either that or work til I drop because I've now got a mortgage again (Moved to larger property)

Last edited by Diver; 18 April 2012, 12:03. Reason: Ignorance & Incompetence
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Lockhouse replied

18 April 2012, 11:50
Originally posted by zeitghost

Are you to appear on the Sarah Beeny programme?

I'm no amateur
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nomadd replied

18 April 2012, 11:37
Originally posted by sirja View Post

Agile is declared a useless waste of space of methodology. Then and only then will I consider full time house husband duties. Till then I'll continue annoying scrum masters the world over

Agile? Now there's a useless waste of space of methodology...

Happy husbanding!
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Old Greg replied

18 April 2012, 11:33
Originally posted by sirja View Post

Agile is declared a useless waste of space of methodology. Then and only then will I consider full time house husband duties. Till then I'll continue annoying scrum masters the world over

Isn't it more likely that the scope of Agile will be iteratively changed until it's something else just as useless?
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