Reply to: If you became prime minister what would your first job be?

[Old Greg]

Nope.

I've never -repped you except when tit-for-tat'ing your -reps at me (and I even say so in the ruddy rep comments, so you can't have missed it! )

But this shows the problem with the rep system. 'Tit for tat'? Rep is for posts we like or don't like.

Glad to see, though that you're in for negging to bring the system down. I knew you'd come out good.

[nomadd]

Hypocrite.

Nope.

I've never -repped you except when tit-for-tat'ing your -reps at me (and I even say so in the ruddy rep comments, so you can't have missed it! )

[nomadd]

Personally I would put a cap on the cost of football. Football fans feel the pinch as costs soar - Telegraph . The only way to control the mob is by giving them a distraction. This is assuming I am not allowed to bring back Gladiators.

1. Give millions in aid to poor people in India to retrain them with modern I.T. skills.
2. Issue millions of UK working visas to said newly trained Indian people.
3. Sack all UK I.T. workers.
4. Give newly available UK I.T. jobs to Indian workers.
5. Give Indian works SC Clearance if they know who currently plays James Bond.

..Oh, wait a minute, someone beat me to it.

[Old Greg]

Only allow +rep'ing!

EDIT: And get rid of this bloody stupid setting: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Hypocrite.

[nomadd]

Ban the rep system

Only allow +rep'ing!

EDIT: And get rid of this bloody stupid setting: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[SimonMac]

If you became prime minister what would your first job be?

Ban the rep system

[Old Greg]

Has to be Corgis, have you no sense of history?

And their owners are first into the pit.

[vetran]

Create a new offence of allowing a dog to run out of control in a public park and scare small children.

Punishment: execution by being fed alive to a pack of very small yappy dogs.

Has to be Corgis, have you no sense of history?

[TestMangler]

Top post so far

Also, making the bbc give more knicker shots during the tv coverage would be good. Maybe even let the girls put advertising on their pants?

Tena Lady ??

[Old Greg]

Create a new offence of allowing a dog to run out of control in a public park and scare small children.

Punishment: execution by being fed alive to a pack of very small yappy dogs.

[vetran]

The OP asked what the first job would be - singular - rather than create a manifesto.

OK I preface my post with 'Fix UK - and this is how:'

[BrilloPad]

The immediate reintroduction of frilly knickers at Wimbledon.

(But only for the Women.)

Top post so far

Also, making the bbc give more knicker shots during the tv coverage would be good. Maybe even let the girls put advertising on their pants?

[nomadd]

Personally I would put a cap on the cost of football. Football fans feel the pinch as costs soar - Telegraph . The only way to control the mob is by giving them a distraction. This is assuming I am not allowed to bring back Gladiators.

The immediate reintroduction of frilly knickers at Wimbledon.

(But only for the Women.)

[mudskipper]

Deleting all my CUK posts.

[d000hg]

The OP asked what the first job would be - singular - rather than create a manifesto.

In that case, probably finding where the toilets were or learning how to use the phone in my office.