There is definately a case of diminishing returns with boobies. As zoiderman said, there's only so much 'flub-a-dub-a-dub ing' you can do
they much better to look at and yearn
it's like a dog chasing a car down the street. brilliant fun, but what the heck do you do when you catch it ?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI saw a cartoon once of a fat, ugly man (was it me?) and a thing beautiful woman looking in a mirror. The man ees himself as thin and handsome, the woman as fat and ugly.
The rest of you guys are just shallow
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It's like a reverse anorexia - I look in the mirror and think "I'm not fat".
Just rereading this thread, I think Zoiderman must be very short. Or only date tall ladies.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.
Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs it? Hmm. Yeah perhaps you're right. Fkc me, that's depressing isn't it.
I know. I was trying to inject a bit of humility in that last line.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat's because of the friction from your hairy jowls.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo, I think most men are more concerned with getting a shag, than what's bouncing around (or not) underneath.
At an absolute minimum, you should worry about the presence of a set of balls and a cock. I would have hoped someone would have told you that already
Well, Ok, i'll concede (from the posts above) that some guys don't like tits particularly. That doesn't include me. If you prefer a woman to look like an eleven year old boy, then knock yourselves out. Doesn't work for me though
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Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post... And, to be frank, once you've had your fill of rubbing your face between 2 giant tits, they soon loose their sheen...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.
Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.
I know. I was trying to inject a bit of humility in that last line.
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From my distant memories of getting hold of a rumble, big boobs were clearly down the pecking order of must haves. And, to be frank, once you've had your fill of rubbing your face between 2 giant tits, they soon loose their sheen.
The business end is where it is at, and I am slightly concerned, nowadays, of the fashion in women shaving their bits, and end up looking like pre pubescent girls...
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou're kidding, right ?...
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you mean only girls with big tits get dates?
If a woman truly believes the size of her knockers affects her chances with decent blokes then she has bigger problems.
How many men would kick Kiera Knightly out of bed?
75 Celebrities With Small Boobs and Flat Chests That We Love
(admittedly in the above there are a number of ladies with average size breasts which shows the obsession - Jessica Alba = small wtf?)
Bethany's Top Five Flat-chested TV Actresses Who Would Never Make it Today - E-Verse Radio
Try this:
The truth about being flat - a visitor comment at 007 Breasts
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou're kidding, right ?
As wise old contractor once told me, back in the early nineties, when he sat me down to give me advice, "Son, there's no such thing as too much money, or tits that are too big'. I never realised that West Yorkshire produced such philosophers.........
I'd say there's a limit but sometimes it's nice to step out of your comfort zone now and again...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.
Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.
As wise old contractor once told me, back in the early nineties, when he sat me down to give me advice, "Son, there's no such thing as too much money, or tits that are too big'. I never realised that West Yorkshire produced such philosophers.........
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI wonder if therapy would be more or less effective.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPerhaps her boob enhancement was nowt to do with men, and more to do with her own self esteem.
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEach to their own though - if it's something that really, really gets you down and you can do something about it without hurting anyone else - why not? I balk a bit at the idea of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons (not that I'm exactly perfect....) but can see why some might.
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