Reply to: Missus' Mate and her secret Boob Job

[EternalOptimist]

There is definately a case of diminishing returns with boobies. As zoiderman said, there's only so much 'flub-a-dub-a-dub ing' you can do
they much better to look at and yearn

it's like a dog chasing a car down the street. brilliant fun, but what the heck do you do when you catch it ?

[TestMangler]

I saw a cartoon once of a fat, ugly man (was it me?) and a thing beautiful woman looking in a mirror. The man ees himself as thin and handsome, the woman as fat and ugly.

Personally, I love a bird with low self esteem And if she's got big tits, so much the better.

The rest of you guys are just shallow

[NotAllThere]

It's like a reverse anorexia - I look in the mirror and think "I'm not fat".

Just rereading this thread, I think Zoiderman must be very short. Or only date tall ladies.

[BrilloPad]

But self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.

Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.

Is it? Hmm. Yeah perhaps you're right. Fkc me, that's depressing isn't it.

I know. I was trying to inject a bit of humility in that last line.

I saw a cartoon once of a fat, ugly man (was it me?) and a thing beautiful woman looking in a mirror. The man ees himself as thin and handsome, the woman as fat and ugly.

[MaryPoppins]

That's because of the friction from your hairy jowls.

Ouch.

[TestMangler]

No, I think most men are more concerned with getting a shag, than what's bouncing around (or not) underneath.

So, you're saying that, in the interests of getting a shag, you don't worry about "what's bouncing around underneath".

At an absolute minimum, you should worry about the presence of a set of balls and a cock. I would have hoped someone would have told you that already

Well, Ok, i'll concede (from the posts above) that some guys don't like tits particularly. That doesn't include me. If you prefer a woman to look like an eleven year old boy, then knock yourselves out. Doesn't work for me though

[NotAllThere]

... And, to be frank, once you've had your fill of rubbing your face between 2 giant tits, they soon loose their sheen...

That's because of the friction from your hairy jowls. Try shaving immediately beforehand, and you'll find they buff up nicely.

[MaryPoppins]

But self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.

Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.

Is it? Hmm. Yeah perhaps you're right. Fkc me, that's depressing isn't it.

I know. I was trying to inject a bit of humility in that last line.

[Zoiderman]

From my distant memories of getting hold of a rumble, big boobs were clearly down the pecking order of must haves. And, to be frank, once you've had your fill of rubbing your face between 2 giant tits, they soon loose their sheen.

The business end is where it is at, and I am slightly concerned, nowadays, of the fashion in women shaving their bits, and end up looking like pre pubescent girls...

[NotAllThere]

You're kidding, right ?...

No, I think most men are more concerned with getting a shag, than what's bouncing around (or not) underneath.

[vetran]

you mean only girls with big tits get dates?


If a woman truly believes the size of her knockers affects her chances with decent blokes then she has bigger problems.

How many men would kick Kiera Knightly out of bed?

75 Celebrities With Small Boobs and Flat Chests That We Love

(admittedly in the above there are a number of ladies with average size breasts which shows the obsession - Jessica Alba = small wtf?)

Bethany's Top Five Flat-chested TV Actresses Who Would Never Make it Today - E-Verse Radio

Try this:

The truth about being flat - a visitor comment at 007 Breasts

[Notascooby]

You're kidding, right ?

As wise old contractor once told me, back in the early nineties, when he sat me down to give me advice, "Son, there's no such thing as too much money, or tits that are too big'. I never realised that West Yorkshire produced such philosophers.........

I'd say there's a limit but sometimes it's nice to step out of your comfort zone now and again...

[TestMangler]

But self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.

Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.

You're kidding, right ?

As wise old contractor once told me, back in the early nineties, when he sat me down to give me advice, "Son, there's no such thing as too much money, or tits that are too big'. I never realised that West Yorkshire produced such philosophers.........

[TestMangler]

I wonder if therapy would be more or less effective.

Better than perky tits ? I think not

[NotAllThere]

Perhaps her boob enhancement was nowt to do with men, and more to do with her own self esteem.

But self-esteem is often a reflection of how you'd like others to see you. As men don't care much about boob size, I can only assume it's other women who make her feel small. Bitches.

Each to their own though - if it's something that really, really gets you down and you can do something about it without hurting anyone else - why not? I balk a bit at the idea of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons (not that I'm exactly perfect....) but can see why some might.

Point of order: you are, by dint of your forum name, a practically perfect person.