Reply to: Stek stop speeding

[BrilloPad]

If you have a driving licence, you can lose it for DD on a bike and you can have points added for other offences.

Indeed. But they have to catch you first.

[BrilloPad]

He didn't, I just moved the non-technical posts to General.

Honestly, it wasn't as if I deleted or slapped anyone...

more is the pity

[Diver]

Yep - a few years back a man in Farnborough lost his licence for holding up a sign warning motorists there was a speed trap ahead.

Pensioner convicted for police speed trap warning sign. « PERCY WELLER

Ah!

So all of the signs on britains road network warning motorists that there is a speed camera ahead, are in fact illegal

[cojak]

If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. Don't expect any device to save you.

And no going off telling tales to the mods or we will set MF on you.

He didn't, I just moved the non-technical posts to General.

Honestly, it wasn't as if I deleted or slapped anyone...

[mudskipper]

Yep - a few years back a man in Farnborough lost his licence for holding up a sign warning motorists there was a speed trap ahead.

Pensioner convicted for police speed trap warning sign. « PERCY WELLER

[Paddy]

I had 2 bikes nicked - 1 left. I just bought another so I can lend stek 1.

Bikes are perfect for breaking the law - pavements to ride on, red lights to ignore, one-way streets to go wrong way down etcetc. No plates - just watch out for the rossers....

If you have a driving licence, you can lose it for DD on a bike and you can have points added for other offences.

[NotAllThere]

Poor Stek. He can't keep his car at a steady speed without staring at the speedo. Presumably also the quick mirror checks before pulling out to overtake are beyond him too. For everyone's sake - especially the children - it's better he doesn't drive anymore.

[BrilloPad]

Couldn't you lend him one of your bikes?

Oh, wait...

I had 2 bikes nicked - 1 left. I just bought another so I can lend stek 1.

Bikes are perfect for breaking the law - pavements to ride on, red lights to ignore, one-way streets to go wrong way down etcetc. No plates - just watch out for the rossers....

[AtW]

I assume UT50 is mainly car-jacking? Only place I ever heard of a car-jacking occurring in this country was Leeds.

"Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle)"

Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle): Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution Service

[Freamon]

I assume UT50 is mainly car-jacking? Only place I ever heard of a car-jacking occurring in this country was Leeds.

[stek]

SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 
SP55 	Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway	
MS50  Motor racing on the highway 	
MS60	Masturbating on the highway 
MS90  Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle

Actually I fancy a wank now, can I do that while driving as I am now with a bottle of Moonraker staring at the speedo? Not on the list, does MS60 apply since the jizz will end up on the headliner (if a good one) or floor (if a dribbler) ie not on the actual highway...

[Paddy]

SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 
SP55 	Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway	
MS50    Motor racing on the highway 	
MS60	Masturbating on the highway 
MS90    Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle

[nomadd]

Yeah, don't do any of these:

SP10     Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits     
SP20     Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles)     
SP30     Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road     
SP40     Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit     
SP50     Exceeding speed limit on a motorway     
MS50     Motor racing on the highway     
MS90     Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc     
TS60     Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign     
UT50     Aggravated taking of a vehicle

And check the rest of the list too - When endorsements and penalty points can be removed from a driving licence : Directgov - Motoring

My, that list takes me back to my youth...

[nomadd]

If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. Don't expect any device to save you.

Couldn't you lend him one of your bikes?

Oh, wait...

[AtW]

Yeah, don't do any of these:

SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 	
MS50 	Motor racing on the highway 	
MS90 	Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle

And check the rest of the list too - When endorsements and penalty points can be removed from a driving licence : Directgov - Motoring