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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    If you have a driving licence, you can lose it for DD on a bike and you can have points added for other offences.
    Indeed. But they have to catch you first.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    He didn't, I just moved the non-technical posts to General.

    Honestly, it wasn't as if I deleted or slapped anyone...
    more is the pity

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Yep - a few years back a man in Farnborough lost his licence for holding up a sign warning motorists there was a speed trap ahead.

    Pensioner convicted for police speed trap warning sign. « PERCY WELLER
    Ah!

    So all of the signs on britains road network warning motorists that there is a speed camera ahead, are in fact illegal

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. Don't expect any device to save you.

    And no going off telling tales to the mods or we will set MF on you.
    He didn't, I just moved the non-technical posts to General.

    Honestly, it wasn't as if I deleted or slapped anyone...

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  • mudskipper
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    Yep - a few years back a man in Farnborough lost his licence for holding up a sign warning motorists there was a speed trap ahead.

    Pensioner convicted for police speed trap warning sign. « PERCY WELLER

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I had 2 bikes nicked - 1 left. I just bought another so I can lend stek 1.

    Bikes are perfect for breaking the law - pavements to ride on, red lights to ignore, one-way streets to go wrong way down etcetc. No plates - just watch out for the rossers....
    If you have a driving licence, you can lose it for DD on a bike and you can have points added for other offences.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Poor Stek. He can't keep his car at a steady speed without staring at the speedo. Presumably also the quick mirror checks before pulling out to overtake are beyond him too. For everyone's sake - especially the children - it's better he doesn't drive anymore.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Couldn't you lend him one of your bikes?

    Oh, wait...
    I had 2 bikes nicked - 1 left. I just bought another so I can lend stek 1.

    Bikes are perfect for breaking the law - pavements to ride on, red lights to ignore, one-way streets to go wrong way down etcetc. No plates - just watch out for the rossers....

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    I assume UT50 is mainly car-jacking? Only place I ever heard of a car-jacking occurring in this country was Leeds.
    "Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle)"

    Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle): Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution Service

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  • Freamon
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    I assume UT50 is mainly car-jacking? Only place I ever heard of a car-jacking occurring in this country was Leeds.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Code:
    SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
    SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
    SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
    SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
    SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 
    SP55 	Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway	
    MS50  Motor racing on the highway 	
    MS60	Masturbating on the highway 
    MS90  Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
    TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
    UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle


    Actually I fancy a wank now, can I do that while driving as I am now with a bottle of Moonraker staring at the speedo? Not on the list, does MS60 apply since the jizz will end up on the headliner (if a good one) or floor (if a dribbler) ie not on the actual highway...

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  • Paddy
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    Code:
    SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
    SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
    SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
    SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
    SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 
    SP55 	Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway	
    MS50    Motor racing on the highway 	
    MS60	Masturbating on the highway 
    MS90    Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
    TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
    UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle


    Last edited by Paddy; 8 April 2012, 19:29.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Yeah, don't do any of these:

    Code:
    SP10     Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits     
    SP20     Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles)     
    SP30     Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road     
    SP40     Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit     
    SP50     Exceeding speed limit on a motorway     
    MS50     Motor racing on the highway     
    MS90     Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc     
    TS60     Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign     
    UT50     Aggravated taking of a vehicle
    And check the rest of the list too - When endorsements and penalty points can be removed from a driving licence : Directgov - Motoring
    My, that list takes me back to my youth...

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. Don't expect any device to save you.
    Couldn't you lend him one of your bikes?

    Oh, wait...

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  • AtW
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    Yeah, don't do any of these:

    Code:
    SP10 	Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits 	
    SP20 	Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) 	
    SP30 	Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road 	
    SP40 	Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit 	
    SP50 	Exceeding speed limit on a motorway 	
    MS50 	Motor racing on the highway 	
    MS90 	Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc 	
    TS60 	Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign 	
    UT50 	Aggravated taking of a vehicle
    And check the rest of the list too - When endorsements and penalty points can be removed from a driving licence : Directgov - Motoring

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