Reply to: Our area is so bad even the burglars are rubbish

[BrilloPad]

Some good news - I was cheesed off as I had not locked the shed. The neighbours had locked theirs - the lock was ripped apart.

[BrilloPad]

If a burglar can find the key in your shed you clearly don't have enough crap in there. Anyway, REAL MEN have more than 1 shed.

Mrs BP wont let me.

Real men have a garage.

We have a garage. Like everything else in my life (especially my brain) it is devoted to the kids. Its one big playroom.

[amcdonald]

Real men have a garage.

Real men have a bed in the kitchen so their missus only needs one room

[Diver]

Plan "B"

Stealth Sheds

[vetran]

Only 1 shed?

INKSPE??

[nomadd]

Anyway, REAL MEN have more than 1 shed.

Real men have a garage.

[MarillionFan]

If a burglar can find the key in your shed you clearly don't have enough crap in there. Anyway, REAL MEN have more than 1 shed.

He needs a fake shed. He should have a shed that looks like a shed but in reality is a rose bush. The rose bush should really be a shed.

[xoggoth]

If a burglar can find the key in your shed you clearly don't have enough crap in there. Anyway, REAL MEN have more than 1 shed.

[BrilloPad]

You leave a spare key in the shed???

Note to self. Brillopad is a bit fick.

Not any more. We thought it was well hidden - but if the world's most cr@p burgalrs can find it then anyone can.

You calling me a bit fick is quite a compliment. I was expecting to be called a bigger fookwit than the othwer cuk posters. The insult standards are slipping round here without sas.

[BrilloPad]

It was this guy: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516464

If all the children in your area have bikes, he was probably falling behind.

Take it up with him on Sunday morning (if you can actually get him to communicate with an adult...)

Remember, The Good Lord Giveth, and the Good Lord Taketh Away.

rofl - as oon as I can rep you I will.

clearkly our priest is rubbish - he left the child bikes.

[MarillionFan]

Found we had been burgled today - they left my expensive race bike but nicked the two rubbish bikes.

They found our spare front door key in the shed and tried it in the back door.

Don't they give the kids proper burglar lesons these days?

I have been in touch with my security consultant - the type of guy who keeps a "weapon" in every room. I will be purchasing several legal bits and pieces over the next few days.

You leave a spare key in the shed???

Note to self. Brillopad is a bit fick.

[nomadd]

Found we had been burgled today - nicked the two rubbish bikes.

It was this guy: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516464

If all the children in your area have bikes, he was probably falling behind.

Take it up with him on Sunday morning (if you can actually get him to communicate with an adult...)

Remember, The Good Lord Giveth, and the Good Lord Taketh Away.

[Diver]

FTFY

Oops!

[BrilloPad]

WSS

FTFY

[Diver]

Originally Posted by zeitghost
Did it involve chainsaws?

It involved leather, horsewhips and stillettos.

WHS