Originally posted by Churchill
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Nobody will riot with the Death Star in orbit...
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This exemplifies the problem. Rampant liberalism. No-one has the guts to point out the real reason for the riots is lack of rooftop snipers. Nothing like a pile of bodies in front of William Hill, Tesco Express etc. to put off the rest of the thieving scum.Originally posted by Diver View PostNo. Some people in society need to be staked out.
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Yes I'm well known for my moderate views
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Enough of that lovely dovey stuff.
It's almost as if we were back in the 1950's. West side story the musical with lyrics by Stephen Sondheim has the song "Gee, Officer Krupke":Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!
ACTION
There is good!
ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!
SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.
ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!
SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.
ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!
DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!
Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!
ACTION
I'm disturbed!
JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.
DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.
ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.
DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.
ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!
ACTION
I am sick!
ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!
A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!
A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!
ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!
BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!
ACTION
I'm no good!
ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!
DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.
A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.
BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.
DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.
A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.
BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.
ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!Leave a comment:
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She's calmed down a bit, they usually do after the first pup!Originally posted by Diver View PostMajor Congrats to you and CM. Giver a hug from me
About time you and the nutter settled down. The fuel cost alone in crossing half a continent to pursue the romance every weekend
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Yep, Cailin Maith and I got married last year. Little boy(with not so little feet) was born 1st December last year.Originally posted by Diver View Post
Oh and I've gone permy, near home.
And Brillo and his Mrs came up a couple of weeks ago and stole all my chocolate biccies.Leave a comment:
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Him and CM have a son. I went up to visit a couple of weeks ago. He is a lovely little lad. And the baby is great too.Originally posted by Diver View Post
I was banned for 2 years and only recently back.
I am sure alot else has happened - but mostly it is blah blah I hate my job blah blah cretin blah blah global warming blah blah twunt blah blah etcetc.Leave a comment:
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I would tell you but then I would have to kill you. I can say that family is the Number One Priority over here.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Can we ask which bit of Asia? How long have you been there? Any disadvantages or all a +ve move?
It's not North Korea.Leave a comment:
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