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Previously on "Would you drink more if your marital status was different?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Drinks what?


    Well there is the gas man, the postman, etcetc.

    I think she glugs the g+t to keep that lot down.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Since Mrs BP married me, how much more do you think she drinks?
    Drinks what?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Since Mrs BP married me, how much more do you think she drinks?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    There you go.

    As Mark Twain said

    'Take away the lies and he is no bigger than your boot'
    'Then take away the malice, and he will disappear'
    That's quite some crane.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    More stories than Jackanory that one.
    There you go.

    As Mark Twain said

    'Take away the lies and he is no bigger than your boot'
    'Then take away the malice, and he will disappear'

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    lets wait till MF ****s off
    No at the bottom of your post EO. Are you feeling all right?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    lets wait till MF ****s off
    Sorry, I'm around all night. Try this

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And Friday stories?
    lets wait till MF ****s off

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And Friday stories?
    More stories than Jackanory that one.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    in return, she gets shoes, handbags, holidays, fantastic jokes and coffee in bed
    And Friday stories?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Ah, well .

    It's such a good question for a poll.

    personally speaking, after a failed marriage, I realised that in future I had to make it clear what I wanted.

    So I told future mrs EO, there are only 3 things I want in life

    lots of sh@gging
    lots of gaming
    beer

    in return, she gets shoes, handbags, holidays, fantastic jokes and coffee in bed




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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    I do more of what I want because Im not in a relationship. Freedom, its priceless.
    And you're such a happy soul.

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  • mudskipper
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    Dunno.

    Probably drink too much, but don't that often get proper drunk. When I do get drunk it's usually with my friends. So if I was single I'd probably be out more and therefore drinking more.
    Dunno whether I'd do the habitual bottle of wine in the evening though.

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    So do esteemed posters drink more or less because you're in a relationship?
    I do more of what I want because Im not in a relationship. Freedom, its priceless.

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  • NotAllThere
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    I drive my wife to drink. She drives me back.

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