Would you drink more if your marital status was different?

[Old Greg]

I do more of what I want because Im not in a relationship. Freedom, its priceless.

And you're such a happy soul.

[EternalOptimist]

Ah, well .

It's such a good question for a poll.

personally speaking, after a failed marriage, I realised that in future I had to make it clear what I wanted.

So I told future mrs EO, there are only 3 things I want in life

lots of sh@gging
lots of gaming
beer

in return, she gets shoes, handbags, holidays, fantastic jokes and coffee in bed

[BrilloPad]

in return, she gets shoes, handbags, holidays, fantastic jokes and coffee in bed

And Friday stories?

[MarillionFan]

And Friday stories?

More stories than Jackanory that one.

[EternalOptimist]

And Friday stories?

lets wait till MF ****s off

[MarillionFan]

lets wait till MF ****s off

Sorry, I'm around all night. Try this

[KentPhilip]

lets wait till MF ****s off

No at the bottom of your post EO. Are you feeling all right?

[EternalOptimist]

More stories than Jackanory that one.

There you go.

As Mark Twain said

'Take away the lies and he is no bigger than your boot'
'Then take away the malice, and he will disappear'

[Old Greg]

There you go.

As Mark Twain said

'Take away the lies and he is no bigger than your boot'
'Then take away the malice, and he will disappear'

That's quite some crane.

[BrilloPad]

Since Mrs BP married me, how much more do you think she drinks?