The thread the mods want you to have in General.

[MarillionFan]

MF in "I can't handle rules" strop again? Must be his time of the month.

Rules? Rules are for other people.

[d000hg]

MF in "I can't handle rules" strop again? Must be his time of the month.

[NotAllThere]

What a lovely day it was today.

Obviously when I say 'lovely' I mean that in a non threatening way with no sexual connotations, racist overtones, aggressiveness or any form of rude, insulting or sarcastic behaviour whatsoever.

More tea vicar?

And when I say tea, I mean a blend of all the worlds teas in a diverse and beneficial mix to this countries wealth, whereas Vicar is non religiously specific which includes Catholic priests, Muslim Imams and Scientologist members as an example.

Piss off, tosser.

[BrilloPad]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...e-part-ii.html

[Gonzo]

And when I say tea, I mean a blend of all the worlds teas in a diverse and beneficial mix to this countries wealth

What?!

You didn't get Fairtrade tea?

You evil imperialist - swanning around showing off your luxuries gained through the exploitation of third-world farmers.

[northernladyuk]

Actually marigolds. I think you will find NorthernLadyUK is very familiar with them.

Rummaging is a lucrative line of work.

[BrilloPad]

Tulips perchance?

Pansies.

Actually marigolds. I think you will find NorthernLadyUK is very familiar with them.

[MarillionFan]

Tulips perchance?

Pansies.

[AtW]

Message from CUK Supreme Leadership:

The bannings will continue until morale improves.

Message ends.

[mudskipper]

I was smelling the spring flowers in the garden today and it reminded me of how lovely everyone on cuk is.

Tulips perchance?

[BrilloPad]

I was smelling the spring flowers in the garden today and it reminded me of how lovely everyone on cuk is.

[mudskipper]

Tea? Caffeine? You druggy.

[MarillionFan]

What a lovely day it was today.

Obviously when I say 'lovely' I mean that in a non threatening way with no sexual connotations, racist overtones, aggressiveness or any form of rude, insulting or sarcastic behaviour whatsoever.

More tea vicar?

And when I say tea, I mean a blend of all the worlds teas in a diverse and beneficial mix to this countries wealth, whereas Vicar is non religiously specific which includes Catholic priests, Muslim Imams and Scientologist members as an example.