Reply to: More tales from the local

[Old Greg]

Suity, you're so far in the closet you're in Narnia.

[MarillionFan]

The gentlemen in question had not been "out" in 20 years. The word "out" here has a double meaning. What I suspect they meant is that they have been inside for 20 years, possibly for murder.

Suity, you're so far in the closet you're in Narnia.

[suityou01]

I must admit...I'm at a bit of a loss here

Sorry MP I thought I left enough clues.

The gentlemen in question had not been "out" in 20 years. The word "out" here has a double meaning. What I suspect they meant is that they have been inside for 20 years, possibly for murder.

HTH, but any problems, PM me.

[Zoiderman]

I used to play occassional cricket for a pub team. There was one lad who was an acute crook, I thought thief, but kept away from him other than a post game pint and chat.

I bumped into him last year, when I went back. He was celebrating. When I asked what he was celebrating, a bird come over and gave him a snog and said 'you been waitin for that for 16 years saaaaan' and walzted off drunk. He gave me a sort of embarrassed smile.

Didn't ask, didn't need to. 16 years is big bird, and you need to have done something particularly bad to get given it.

Didn't stay long after that. No matter how tough you think you are, there's always someone with less of a value on life than you have...

[Doggy Styles]

What pub was it suity? I might know it.

[eek]

Overly friendly, sickeningly sycophantic, toadyish???

You've just met Eek.

Can't be me. Only time I would visit Luton is for the airport and even then only if I absolutely had to.

As for 20 years in jail the only reason would be multiple murder or arson. Even then I don't think so.

[jmo21]

Suity, your life is like a tulipe British BBC1 sitcom from the 80's, all laugh track, no actual laughs.

[MarillionFan]

A friend did time for armed robbery - 6 years and served 4.
I reckon to get 20 years its either murder or walking along the cracks in the pavement.

I had an old Uni friend who got 11/9/7 to run concurrently. I think he served 6. He held up someone with a gat gun.

[BrilloPad]

What do you get 20 years for?
Armed robbery?

A friend did time for armed robbery - 6 years and served 4.

I reckon to get 20 years its either murder or walking along the cracks in the pavement.

[MaryPoppins]

So two guys came into the same pub as you and spoke to you and were friendly, you and your mate shat it and left. Great story.

I must admit...I'm at a bit of a loss here

[russell]

So two guys came into the same pub as you and spoke to you and were friendly, you and your mate shat it and left. Great story.

[DimPrawn]

No wonder all Suity's kids are off the rails. He's down the pub most nights playing pool while his wife has to tuck them up and spends the evening entertaining their Uncles.

Jeremy Kyle all over it this one.

My husband wets himself down the pub, SY03 through SY09 are all from different men.

[d000hg]

you couldn't make this tulip up

"you seem like a really nice bloke suity".

does not compute

[MarillionFan]

No wonder all Suity's kids are off the rails. He's down the pub most nights playing pool while his wife has to tuck them up and spends the evening entertaining their Uncles.

Jeremy Kyle all over it this one.

[aussielong]

They are standing there talking to me being as nice as pie, but too nice, you know?

They were on drugs.

Then blur fan turns to me and says "Do you remember the old days? They were great weren't they?"

He's talking about the raves of the early 90s.

"Fook off I'm not old enough"

You accidentally made sense to him.

"He he he he. But the old days, they were great weren't they? What's your name again?"

He's on bout the raves again. The "old days". Common phrase among old ravers in their early 40s. He's probably buzzing as he spoke to you, hence the memory issue.

He falls off his stool, sending a drink over and nearly filling my pool case.

He's off his t1ts.

Blur fan again "Remember the old days, 1992. 1992 man. Yeah. I've not been out in while".

'92. He's on about Castlemorton. By going out, he means going out buzzing round town.

This is great, you're all really lovely people.

He's buzzing his nut off on E. And you're ruining his buzz.