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NickFitz replied

23 March 2012, 11:25
He's come clean: 'Bird Man' Hoaxster Comes Clean on Dutch Television | Wired Science | Wired.com
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MaryPoppins replied

23 March 2012, 09:36
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

sexists! what do you think us men are? pieces of meat? we are sensitive with feelings you know.

You love it
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Churchill replied

23 March 2012, 07:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

sexists! what do you think us men are? pieces of meat? we are sensitive with feelings you know.

Erm, I'm not.
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BrilloPad replied

22 March 2012, 22:49
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I saw a picture. I wouldn't.

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Tee hee. Me neither

sexists! what do you think us men are? pieces of meat? we are sensitive with feelings you know.
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MaryPoppins replied

22 March 2012, 22:18
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I saw a picture. I wouldn't.

Tee hee. Me neither
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mudskipper replied

22 March 2012, 18:47
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Did you ever meet Menelaus?

I saw a picture. I wouldn't.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2012, 18:25
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Well, fake, gay or whatever - he's still quite cute.

Did you ever meet Menelaus?
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mudskipper replied

22 March 2012, 18:20
Well, fake, gay or whatever - he's still quite cute.
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BrilloPad replied

22 March 2012, 18:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...

Isn't that just on cuk though?
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amcdonald replied

22 March 2012, 18:03
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...

Quoted for posterity!
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Churchill replied

22 March 2012, 16:39
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

A little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!

I'm fair game otherwise.

Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...
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MaryPoppins replied

22 March 2012, 16:37
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

**** me, that really is low. Sorry.

A little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!

I'm fair game otherwise.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2012, 16:35
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Teensy bit below the belt, perhaps...

**** me, that really is low. Sorry.
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MaryPoppins replied

22 March 2012, 16:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Too far?

Teensy bit below the belt, perhaps...
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MarillionFan replied

22 March 2012, 16:30
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Thought it may be something like that. Usually birds can't resist my charm, some blokes too apparently

Don Giovanni with tourettes springs to mind.
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