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    #31
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Too far?

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      #32
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Thought it may be something like that. Usually birds can't resist my charm, some blokes too apparently
      Don Giovanni with tourettes springs to mind.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Too far?
        Teensy bit below the belt, perhaps...
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #34
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Teensy bit below the belt, perhaps...
          **** me, that really is low. Sorry.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            **** me, that really is low. Sorry.
            A little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!

            I'm fair game otherwise.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              A little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!

              I'm fair game otherwise.
              Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...

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                #37
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...
                Quoted for posterity!
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...
                  Isn't that just on cuk though?

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                    #39
                    Well, fake, gay or whatever - he's still quite cute.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      Well, fake, gay or whatever - he's still quite cute.
                      Did you ever meet Menelaus?

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