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Get bent. (excuse the pun).Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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AyeOriginally posted by Churchill View PostRag week?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Only a lesbian could come up witb that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAre all threads now destined to end up whittled down to "you're gay" insults? Can we just have one thread dedicated to all the homosexuals on the site?Comment
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Thought it may be something like that. Usually birds can't resist my charm, some blokes too apparentlyOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAye
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Shut it gaylord!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnly a lesbian could come up witb that.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Or a desperate bird.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnly a lesbian could come up witb that.
She's just rattling the cage to see if there's anything left alive...Comment
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She's swooping in for the carrion... Looking for a carry-outOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostNothing left alive here.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOr a desperate bird.
She's just rattling the cage to see if there's anything left alive...
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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