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Don Giovanni with tourettes springs to mind.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThought it may be something like that. Usually birds can't resist my charm, some blokes too apparently
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Teensy bit below the belt, perhaps...Originally posted by Churchill View PostToo far?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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**** me, that really is low. Sorry.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostTeensy bit below the belt, perhaps...Comment
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A little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!Originally posted by Churchill View Post**** me, that really is low. Sorry.
I'm fair game otherwise.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Sometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA little bit, but only because we have actually met in real life and you know it's true!
I'm fair game otherwise.Comment
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Quoted for posterity!Originally posted by Churchill View PostSometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...
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Isn't that just on cuk though?Originally posted by Churchill View PostSometimes and I know you'll find this hard to believe, but sometimes I open my mouth without thinking...Comment
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Did you ever meet Menelaus?Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWell, fake, gay or whatever - he's still quite cute.
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