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Previously on "A message to anyone thinking of committing Suicide"
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The earlier train was delayed by an hour at Waterloo last night so I arrived home at the same time.
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If I commit suicide I will cause the maximum inconvenience possible. Maybe I will drive a truck full of explosives into the dartford tunnel and explode them. Or set off an EMP in the middle of the city.
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Originally posted by Optimus Prime View PostJust how fat are you that a train at 5mph hasn't enough momentum to kill you?
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Originally posted by adubya View PostSome throbber jumped under a train I was on last year. At 07:20 as the train was arriving inside Waterloo station itself!
Suffice to say they survived as the train was doing about 5mph
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Some throbber jumped under a train I was on last year. At 07:20 as the train was arriving inside Waterloo station itself!
Suffice to say they survived as the train was doing about 5mph
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe it's easier to do when the platforms are crowded?
Sucides don't cause the most disruption.
Teenagers and their pals running along the tracks, or scrots stealing copper wire and actually removing enough before they get themselves electrocuted cause more. Mainly because they have to turn off all the electricity.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDodgy pushed him to create the vacancy. 180 days after he placed him.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPoor show Dodgy. How come you didn't find out if it was someone who still had a job who'd topped himself. I bet Computer Futures had two rec-cons down there straight away going through his clothes.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCan you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMaybe they have already been fired after working for a company thats going down the pan quickly
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCan you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.
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A message to anyone thinking of committing Suicide
Can you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.
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