A message to anyone thinking of committing Suicide

[DodgyAgent]

Can you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.

[SimonMac]

Can you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.

Maybe they have already been fired after working for a company thats going down the pan quickly

[DodgyAgent]

Maybe they have already been fired after working for a company thats going down the pan quickly

That gives them even less of an excuse

[SimonMac]

That gives them even less of an excuse

OK then, maybe they have just fired someone as the company they own goes down the pan?

[MarillionFan]

Can you please not do it on a line out of Waterloo at the height of rush hour. It wont make a blind bit of difference if you go into work a bit later or leave the office earlier - by the time they sack you it wont matter.

Poor show Dodgy. How come you didn't find out if it was someone who still had a job who'd topped himself. I bet Computer Futures had two rec-cons down there straight away going through his clothes.

[d000hg]

Maybe it's easier to do when the platforms are crowded?

[Old Greg]

Poor show Dodgy. How come you didn't find out if it was someone who still had a job who'd topped himself. I bet Computer Futures had two rec-cons down there straight away going through his clothes.

Dodgy pushed him to create the vacancy. 180 days after he placed him.

[MarillionFan]

Dodgy pushed him to create the vacancy. 180 days after he placed him.

[SueEllen]

Maybe it's easier to do when the platforms are crowded?

Nope people fall by accident so others will try and save them.

Sucides don't cause the most disruption.

Teenagers and their pals running along the tracks, or scrots stealing copper wire and actually removing enough before they get themselves electrocuted cause more. Mainly because they have to turn off all the electricity.

[adubya]

Some throbber jumped under a train I was on last year. At 07:20 as the train was arriving inside Waterloo station itself!

Suffice to say they survived as the train was doing about 5mph