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Previously on "I have just had to fire someone"

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Hang on; I thought NL and europe had made it impossible to fire people - isn't that what Bob Spanner said?

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  • mudskipper
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    Of course, spaces aren't allowed in tag names, but that's a different discussion.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by adubya View Post
    With the /> then yes it is Back to school for wobbegong
    Sometimes I really envy my techie colleagues.

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  • adubya
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    With the /> then yes it is Back to school for wobbegong

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Yay . . . with his mismatched code tags . . . yay . . .
    I believe <chew toothpick> is a valid self-closing tag. Nick Fitz should be able to confirm.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    <pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw><ricochet noise><clint eastwood mode>

    Whose sockie are you, punk? <chew toothpick />

    </clint eastwood mode></ricochet noise></pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw>
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    :

    Suity is back!
    Yay . . . with his mismatched code tags . . . yay . . .

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    <pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw><ricochet noise><clint eastwood mode>

    Whose sockie are you, punk? <chew toothpick />

    </clint eastwood mode></ricochet noise></pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw>
    :

    Suity is back!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Simon thought DA would get a commission for hiring someone to work at the company he owns.

    You probably missed that detail while working on your jokebook.
    Why wouldn't he, I am sure there is a tax fiddle in there somewhere

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    Why did the OP fire someone today then! Did they not ask for 'two references' lol :-)!!!
    I don't think business is as good as it was. Nor am I asking to confirm my fear

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    There is no "maybe" about it. This is d000hg we are talking about. He still believes in the Tooth Fairy.

    Simon thought DA would get a commission for hiring someone to work at the company he owns.

    You probably missed that detail while working on your jokebook.

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Why did the OP fire someone today then! Did they not ask for 'two references' lol :-)!!!

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  • petergriffin
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    And I really did not enjoy doing it. Having my own business means that I cannot blame it on someone from above

    Did you slaughter him/her using halal methods?

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  • sockiefindergeneral
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    !!!! Errrr. OK!!!! Thx!!!
    You are alzo on ze list.

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Fail.

    Oh, you forgot "bedwetting piss merchant"

    !!!! Errrr. OK!!!! Thx!!!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    No sorry!!! Been on for a while, but just moved to a new town for a new contract and so got a bit of spare time this week and next week to waste on the internet!!!!!

    I've read some of your posts before!!!!! BA stuff or something!!!!
    Fail.

    Oh, you forgot "bedwetting piss merchant"

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