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Previously on "I have just had to fire someone"
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Hang on; I thought NL and europe had made it impossible to fire people - isn't that what Bob Spanner said?
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Of course, spaces aren't allowed in tag names, but that's a different discussion.
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I believe <chew toothpick> is a valid self-closing tag. Nick Fitz should be able to confirm.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostYay . . . with his mismatched code tags . . . yay . . .
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw><ricochet noise><clint eastwood mode>
Whose sockie are you, punk? <chew toothpick />
</clint eastwood mode></ricochet noise></pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw>Yay . . . with his mismatched code tags . . . yay . . .Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
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Suity is back!
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw><ricochet noise><clint eastwood mode>
Whose sockie are you, punk? <chew toothpick />
</clint eastwood mode></ricochet noise></pichaaaaaaaaaaaaaw>
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Suity is back!
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Simon thought DA would get a commission for hiring someone to work at the company he owns.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThere is no "maybe" about it. This is d000hg we are talking about. He still believes in the Tooth Fairy.

You probably missed that detail while working on your jokebook.
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Why did the OP fire someone today then! Did they not ask for 'two references' lol :-)!!!
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Did you slaughter him/her using halal methods?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnd I really did not enjoy doing it. Having my own business means that I cannot blame it on someone from above

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You are alzo on ze list.Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post!!!! Errrr. OK!!!! Thx!!!
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFail.
Oh, you forgot "bedwetting piss merchant"
!!!! Errrr. OK!!!! Thx!!!
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Fail.Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostNo sorry!!! Been on for a while, but just moved to a new town for a new contract and so got a bit of spare time this week and next week to waste on the internet!!!!!
I've read some of your posts before!!!!! BA stuff or something!!!!
Oh, you forgot "bedwetting piss merchant"
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