Tomorrow will be National Talk like a Contractor Day...

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DodgyAgent replied

14 March 2012, 17:52
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

My other car is also a porsche.

I'm a twat
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bless 'em all replied

14 March 2012, 17:47
Meeting on Friday afternoon? No. Monday morning? Not good either.
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NotAllThere replied

14 March 2012, 17:38
Originally posted by eek View Post

oh the porsche. That's the weekend car. Its usually an Aston but its in for a service.

My other car is also a porsche.
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NotAllThere replied

14 March 2012, 17:37
Toward the end of the month... "Dear, esteemed, super duper manager type. Pretty please can I have your signature on this timesheet".

"Take a holiday? At my rate? I can't afford it".
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Alf W replied

14 March 2012, 17:14
Do you want fries with that?
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eek replied

14 March 2012, 16:04
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

What do you mean "I can't park my Bentley there!"...

oh the porsche. That's the weekend car. Its usually an Aston but its in for a service.
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bobspud replied

14 March 2012, 16:00
What do you mean "I can't park my Bentley there!"...
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eek replied

14 March 2012, 15:14
Originally posted by eek View Post

Not a problem when do you want it.

Later

We'll have to cut the spec a bit to meet that date.

Later

hello world was the phase 3 deliverable.

Sorry I thought tomorrow was National talk like an outsourcer day.,
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eek replied

14 March 2012, 15:00
Not a problem when do you want it.

Later

We'll have to cut the spec a bit to meet that date.

Later

hello world was the phase 3 deliverable.
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BrilloPad replied

14 March 2012, 13:25
<shakes head slowly like a plumber>

What cretin installed this software? This is going to cost a packet to fix....
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Sausage Surprise replied

14 March 2012, 13:25
what's income tax?
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BrilloPad replied

14 March 2012, 13:24
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

"all women are lesbians"

You may have conveerted all the ones you have met.
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DodgyAgent replied

14 March 2012, 13:22
"all women are lesbians"
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Zippy replied

14 March 2012, 13:19
Where, when, how much? <snigger>
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stek replied

14 March 2012, 13:16
I'm on Minimum Wage. me......

(During any sort of round)
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