Dogging advice ....

[wim121]

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

Hehehehehe very funny.

One thing many people don't know is I love peanuts. I have a snoopy home-phone and even a full body snoopy costume.

[Cliphead]

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's period was incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table

[northernladyuk]

There was a transsexual from Khartoum
Who brought a transvestite to his room
But when they got there
It wasn't quite clear
Who was to do what, and to whom.

There was an old abbess of Bicester
Who strapped a courgette to a sister
Who buggered a brother
While felching the mother
And getting the Good Lord to fist 'er.

[MarillionFan]

There was an old man on a boat
Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
He lured her to bed,
Sawed off her head
And f**ked her all night down the throat.

There was a transsexual from Khartoum
Who brought a transvestite to his room
But when they got there
It wasn't quite clear
Who was to do what, and to whom.

[northernladyuk]

From the same Journal.

Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)

There was an old man on a boat
Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
He lured her to bed,
Sawed off her head
And f**ked her all night down the throat.

[MarillionFan]

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:



Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

From the same Journal.

Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)

[MarillionFan]

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

[bless 'em all]

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:



Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

[Paddy]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Remember to keep the interior light on when dogging

[wim121]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:

A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.

Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

[Zoiderman]

season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

Tie it to the back of your vehicle, drive to new pub in the next village one night, then have 12 pints and take short cuts on the way back.

Next night, try to take it out again.

[EternalOptimist]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

[Churchill]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Buy a frisby.

[amcdonald]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?