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MarillionFan replied

13 March 2012, 12:04
Originally posted by eek View Post

I think we're now all totally confused as to who's wife you are insulting.

I lost track of it somewhere last week.
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eek replied

13 March 2012, 12:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've not been shagging her, she's been in the kitchen all day making tea for me and my BNP mates while we make banners for next weeks march.

Churchill.

I think we're now all totally confused as to who's wife you are insulting.
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BrilloPad replied

13 March 2012, 12:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've not been shagging her, she's been in the kitchen all day making tea for me and my BNP mates while we make banners for next weeks march.

Churchill.

Would this be the march through the centre of Bridgwater?
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MarillionFan replied

13 March 2012, 12:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Shagging her puts her to sleep? Sounds like you need some tips - even AtW should be able to help you.

I've not been shagging her, she's been in the kitchen all day making tea for me and my BNP mates while we make banners for next weeks march.

Churchill.
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The Spartan replied

13 March 2012, 11:58
I love the banter on here it really does make my day
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BrilloPad replied

13 March 2012, 11:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's your wifes snoring I find the most annoying.

Shagging her puts her to sleep? Sounds like you need some tips - even AtW should be able to help you.
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Old Greg replied

13 March 2012, 11:19
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's your wifes snoring I find the most annoying.

Wear ear plugs while you're masturbating outside the bedroom window.
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MarillionFan replied

13 March 2012, 11:05
Originally posted by eek View Post

It is and its not shifting. Mind you my wife's sneezing is infinitely louder (to the extent that she can be heard from the far side of a supermarket).

It's your wifes snoring I find the most annoying.
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eek replied

13 March 2012, 11:02
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You want to get the cough sorted out, sounds nasty.

It is and its not shifting. Mind you my wife's sneezing is infinitely louder (to the extent that she can be heard from the far side of a supermarket).
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MarillionFan replied

13 March 2012, 10:57
Originally posted by eek View Post

<cough>one part is definitely about you. Probably not that part tho.

You want to get the cough sorted out, sounds nasty.
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eek replied

13 March 2012, 10:55
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He meant me you doofus.

<cough>one part is definitely about you. Probably not that part tho.
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MarillionFan replied

13 March 2012, 10:48
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Oh... crap...

He meant me you doofus.
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northernladuk replied

13 March 2012, 10:41
Originally posted by eek View Post

<cough>are you sure about that

Oh... crap...
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eek replied

13 March 2012, 09:14
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

<cough>he didn't mean you

<cough>are you sure about that
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The Spartan replied

13 March 2012, 09:13
Loving the plus reps thanks guys
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