Reply to: Don't let my missus read this

[Support Monkey]

Looks like the painters are in.

The circus is in town but the monkey's got a nose bleed

[scooterscot]

How was your holiday?

More importantly, when is the next one?

[AtW]

Looks like the painters are in.

How was your holiday?

[MaryPoppins]

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

You're going to fit right in.

[Old Greg]

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

No wonder he wants to end it.

[MarillionFan]

I grew up in Holt, not far from Melksham, so occasionally pop back and have a pint in Melksham. All shops shut, most industry gone, just a town full of drunks.

Horrid place.

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

[Zoiderman]

What's wrong with Melksham? Or has it changed since 1968?

I grew up in Holt, not far from Melksham, so occasionally pop back and have a pint in Melksham. All shops shut, most industry gone, just a town full of drunks.

Horrid place.

[xoggoth]

What's wrong with Melksham? Or has it changed since 1968?

[sasguru]

ENOUGH.

SB will be back from his holiday in 3 days.

Looks like the painters are in.

[cojak]

ENOUGH.

SB will be back from his holiday in 3 days.

[Old Greg]

Jeez fat boy, even by your piss poor standards, that was very ordinary. I should be surprised that you fail to hit even the very low standards I have set for you.

Why don't you go back to Scotland and raise the average IQ in both our countries?

So SB is brighter than the average Scot? That's quite a compliment as I've always found our Scottish cousins an uncommonly clever bunch compared to my English compatriots.

[shaunbhoy]

Why don't you go back to Scotland and raise the average IQ in both our countries?

Now who is being racist?



You really are glacially slow on the uptake.

[Zoiderman]

If YOU lived in Melksham I expect most people would be queing up to top themselves.You dreary ******!

Jeez fat boy, even by your piss poor standards, that was very ordinary. I should be surprised that you fail to hit even the very low standards I have set for you.

Why don't you go back to Scotland and raise the average IQ in both our countries?

[shaunbhoy]

If I lived in Melksham I reckon I'd want to end my life prematurely. tulip town

If YOU lived in Melksham I expect most people would be queing up to top themselves.You dreary ******!

[Zoiderman]

Tony Nicklinson right-to-die case: The only way to relieve my husband's suffering is to kill him, says wife - Telegraph

If I lived in Melksham I reckon I'd want to end my life prematurely. tulip town