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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    How come he's allowed swear words in thread titles?
    Isn't 3 bans in one day enough?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    By all means carry on with that Russell, particularly in built-up areas. Hard shoulders are totally up for grabs too, because it's not like any of the emergency services use those lanes. Oh, and the gaps in central reservations are specifically for U-turns. Knock yourself out.
    How come he's allowed swear words in thread titles?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Knock yourself out.
    Literally

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  • realityhack
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    By all means carry on with that Russell, particularly in built-up areas. Hard shoulders are totally up for grabs too, because it's not like any of the emergency services use those lanes. Oh, and the gaps in central reservations are specifically for U-turns. Knock yourself out.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    One can hardly be in control of one's height...Perhaps he's got a insecurity complex. It often causes people to be jerks.
    You also can't be in control of how ugly and dim you are, but it doesn't stop anyone making fun of you

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I still don't see why calling someone short is perceived as an insult. I am short but not fat or bald!
    One can hardly be in control of one's height...Perhaps he's got a insecurity complex. It often causes people to be jerks.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    I bet he's the guy who parks on double yellow 'cuz it would take him too long to park properly or he's too cheap to pay.

    Frig why bother with staying in the lane why not straddle and keep everyone behind you. Or better yet pass on on the right and cut off everyone else. mwaa ha ha

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Pop your daughter/wife/mother on a bike and have a re-think.

    If you 'run a cyclist over' with proof of intent there will be no contracts for you for a while.

    Seriously put that ego away big boy .... you are sick.
    Why would I run my wife/daughter/mother over (also what about father/sons etc?)? Just that annoying twat who had a go at me.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Even though this was russell talking, I am willing to accept that he might have been joking
    Since he's a sockpuppet, I think it's fairly likely.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Even though this was russell talking, I am willing to accept that he might have been joking
    Taking internet, add anonymity and it seems to cause a few offensive posts.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Pop your daughter/wife
    I dont think any woman will go near russell - so no chance of him getting married or breeding.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Pop your daughter/wife/mother on a bike and have a re-think.

    If you 'run a cyclist over' with proof of intent there will be no contracts for you for a while.

    Seriously put that ego away big boy .... you are sick.
    Even though this was russell talking, I am willing to accept that he might have been joking

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  • Dallas
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    If I run a cyclist over, am I likely to get more than 3 points?
    Pop your daughter/wife/mother on a bike and have a re-think.

    If you 'run a cyclist over' with proof of intent there will be no contracts for you for a while.

    Seriously put that ego away big boy .... you are sick.
    Last edited by Dallas; 28 February 2012, 14:52. Reason: typo

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    And I am over 6'5" so fail on the short bit
    I think Shaquille O'Neal could get away with calling you shortarse.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I bet the cyclist was you!!, he looked a bit retarded and was short, bald and fat, wait I suppose that could be quite a few on here , d000gh, spacecadet, yourself,etc.

    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I've had a full head of hair for at least 6 months now
    And I am over 6'5" so fail on the short bit

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