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Previously on "How about this for a CV"
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I don't like simple things turned into complex things and for that reason I'm out.
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I'd ask her to redo it in UML so I could view it in Visual Paradigm
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That could work as well, thanks Mich, never thought of that! Have a Friday virtual beer on me.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat, in the hope she brings a really fit friend with her who gets jealous and mounts you just as Michelle goes off to the bog?
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Visual.ly might be the app to look at if you're not a graphic designer.
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Visually too busy, as others have said. But nice design cues. Too hard for an agent to read so they wouldn't bother.
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Self promotion.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHandy if you like pictures rather than new fangled words. What does she do, I got bored deciphering it.
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Handy if you like pictures rather than new fangled words. What does she do, I got bored deciphering it.
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Maybe she did back in 1999 and now it's worth 50p.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostGiven all the things she did and being an early adopter of many things, my question is "If your finger has always been on the pulse of the internet why dont you have your own company worth billions?"
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Given all the things she did and being an early adopter of many things, my question is "If your finger has always been on the pulse of the internet why dont you have your own company worth billions?"
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Indeed. I recall dialling into some random bulletin board in Wales back in 92.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post1999 does not make her an internet oldster.
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about.me?
What's that all about, LinkedIn, Fishbook, Twitter, my company website has an about me, why do I need another?
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Reasonably humorous, certainly eye-catching. I'd probably at least invite for interview. And then probably be profoundly disappointed, though not surprised, that the candidate didn't live up to the hype.
edit: visited the website, looked at the about me, and decided that I'm out. 1999 does not make her an internet oldster.
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What, in the hope she brings a really fit friend with her who gets jealous and mounts you just as Michelle goes off to the bog?Originally posted by hyperD View PostOh I don't know, she looks curvy and nice and fun, I'd ask her out.
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