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DeludedAussie replied

13 February 2012, 21:28
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Sat outside the maternity ward at Paulton Hospital where I am very proud to announce that Mrs Pacharan has just brought our new baby boy Barry into the world.

Barry is a healthy 9 pounds and mother and sin are both doing great!

What sort of a name is Barry???!!!
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Pondlife replied

13 February 2012, 21:15
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

IF you are real (which I doubt), and IF your wife has really just given birth (which I also doubt), and IF you did what you admit to (which again, I seriously doubt) then you truely are a reprehensible piece of crap.
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EternalOptimist replied

13 February 2012, 20:13
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

yes, Barry Island where he was (probably) conceived.(Missus was feeling a bit frisky after playing Super Hang On in the amusements).

He may also have been conceived in a layby in the village of Dean on the A361 but I'm not so keen on that name.

my daughter, 'woolies shop doorway knee trembler' agrees with you on that one
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milanbenes replied

13 February 2012, 19:17
congratulations dad

Milan.
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Lockhouse replied

13 February 2012, 16:12
Congratutalions!
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pacharan replied

13 February 2012, 16:04
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Congrats!

Cheers Wim

Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Does it turn creepy when you get called daddy as a sexual euphemism once you're a father?

Hasn't happened yet. Will let you know tomorrow!
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wobbegong replied

13 February 2012, 15:58
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

I had a few encounters, yes, but it was strictly buns up.

IF you are real (which I doubt), and IF your wife has really just given birth (which I also doubt), and IF you did what you admit to (which again, I seriously doubt) then you truely are a reprehensible piece of crap.
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SantaClaus replied

13 February 2012, 15:57
Congratulations!

Let me direct you to the right site... Highest Blocking Moldable Ear Plugs
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pacharan replied

13 February 2012, 15:56
None lol.

Maybe I'll have better luck up the services tonight
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wim121 replied

13 February 2012, 15:55
Congrats!

Glad the son is such a healthy weight and hopefully not too difficult a birth for the mum. Well done ...

Question for new dads though? Does it turn creepy when you get called daddy as a sexual euphemism once you're a father?
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Spacecadet replied

13 February 2012, 15:52
How many nurses did you get beam up whilst waiting?
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VirtualMonkey replied

13 February 2012, 15:46
Congrats fella
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pacharan replied

13 February 2012, 15:36
Need to find a recipe for leeks in cheese shoes for when she gets out.

It's her favourite
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ChrisPackit replied

13 February 2012, 15:28
Have you named him after Barry Chuckle ?
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TheFaQQer replied

13 February 2012, 15:21
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

That was just some obscure thread about 10CC song titles.

Oh, I gave up after the second line.

Maybe the new dog will eat the baby?
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