Reply to: Why are Northeners so weak-willed?

[MarillionFan]

No matter how bad you think us Northerners are, are you sure you want to align yourself with the likes of SAS and DP?

Good point. DP may be a step too far.

[SimonMac]

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No matter how bad you think us Northerners are, are you sure you want to align yourself with the likes of SAS and DP?

[northernladuk]

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[MarillionFan]

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[sasguru]

I had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.

All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.

I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'

You're right. Cockneys are complete retards. Luckily they've all exiled themselves to Essex.

[Arturo Bassick]

Already have done so. Can't do anymore.

Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.

I tried not to guv, but I am a weak willed Northerner and I just couldn't fight the urge!

[MarillionFan]

Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.

Already have done so. Can't do anymore.

Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.

[EternalOptimist]

I had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.

All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.

I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'

[wobbegong]

Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."

To which, the correct response is; "suit yourself" as you carry said empties to the furthest table from the bar and put them down.

Bloody armbands!

[SimonMac]

Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.

Obliged with -VE

[DimPrawn]

Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.

I think he just called your pint a poof lads.

[sasguru]

Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.

[sasguru]

Interesting that Northern women smoke the most in the country. I always thought it was the tulip weather and caked in makeup that accounted for their poor skin.

That and eating chips fried in lard, no doubt.

[sasguru]

Don't understand how this cock 'ed isn't plumbing the depths with Wim and I.

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I'm not as much of a cock as you, perhaps?

That's saying something though, eh?