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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.
All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.
I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAlready have done so. Can't do anymore.
Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.
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I had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.
All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.
I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostLast time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.
Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."
Bloody armbands!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
I think he just called your pint a poof lads.
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Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
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