We need a new eckonommick jeenius; apply here

[MarillionFan]

Now that Sasguru has flounced, we need a new resident economic wizard who can give us random economic forecasts, high level business opinion and financial insights, while calling us cretins. Or nincompoops, which is a word I like but haven't heard for a while.

Please post a CV relevant to the post of 'CUK Eckonommick Jeenius'.

Remember, we are an equal opportunities employer; bribes will be accepted from anyone regardless of race, gender, disability or religion.

Be sure to enclose two references.

I think I we may have just discovered Sasguru's real name.

Urban Dictionary: cretin

Reggie.

[Mich the Tester]

Applications closed now.

[vetran]

Do you reckon we could get Gordon Brownstuff to apply?

Slip him a few fivers.

God I'm bored, listening to a 2 hour conference call about a trainwreck project. 10th hour this week arguing about which verb we should use to categorise faults

[Mich the Tester]

Right, we have some candidates already. The vacancy will remain open for a little while, not conforming to any EU directives, and then I shall set up a poll to elect the Eckonommick Jeenius through the wonder of 360 degree feedback.

[BrilloPad]

It could go for more than 50p you know.

I can offer one of sas's dummies. Though I recommend thoroughly sterilising it first. You don't want to get mad cow disease or any of his other diseases.

[MarillionFan]

Please don't let it be atw regardless of bribe size.

I hope it is andyw!

It could go for more than 50p you know.

[d000hg]

russell likes to think he knows this stuff. Nominate russell for econominical correspondent. AtW for political.

[BrilloPad]

Please don't let it be atw regardless of bribe size.

I hope it is andyw!

[doomage]

What a cretinincompoop.





It's all the fault of the franco-prussian socialists.

[Spacecadet]

Remember, we are an equal opportunities employer; bribes will be accepted from anyone regardless of competance, race, gender, disability or religion.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

Now that Sasguru has flounced, we need a new resident economic wizard who can give us random economic forecasts, high level business opinion and financial insights, while calling us cretins. Or nincompoops, which is a word I like but haven't heard for a while.

Please post a CV relevant to the post of 'CUK Eckonommick Jeenius'.

Remember, we are an equal opportunities employer; bribes will be accepted from anyone regardless of race, gender, disability or religion.

Be sure to enclose two references.