Reply to: Oh dear, that's blown it...

[vetran]

old ones are always the best.

I know it was bit of a mouthful, I hope I didn't go down in your estimation?

[mudskipper]

A hard act to Swallow?

sorry veering off topic slightly but couldn't resist.

I think that one got done in the last thread. Or the one before.

[KimberleyChris]

New 20th Century Heroes




.....where angels fear to tread.

[TimberWolf]

What, on the mouth?

Yes. The mouth was up there too.

[vetran]

No DA kissing the Pillock causes it as well.

with the majority of cases diagnosed in men.

Professor Stanley thinks the vaccine should be available to both men and women as many doctors believe the vaccine will offer protect to both sexes from HPV related cancers.

I imagines its just that it tends to be warmer & moister in women which is why its more likely to be passed. A bit like Anal sex being more likely to transfer blood borne stds.

[DodgyAgent]

Hopefully Mrs BP won't see this. I don't want her making excuses.

Or my mistress come to that...

Its the other way round you pillock , it is men going down women that spreads the virus

[KimberleyChris]

Apparently not.

Here's one I made earlier:


http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...oh-tulipe.html

In fact, two:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...0-evening.html

Oh well, seems I've been living on borrowed time for 25 years

[vetran]

A hard act to Swallow?

sorry veering off topic slightly but couldn't resist.

[KimberleyChris]

Coming soon to your local council:

The Munching Outreach Co-ordinators!

Seriously though...is there anything left that is safe?

[Ignis Fatuus]

How dangerous is kissing?

What, on the mouth?

[Mich the Tester]

When I first read of this before I watched the horrid programme on C4 (or whereever), I'd got the incorrect impression that ladies doing the Linda Lovelace would be more prone (as it were) to this.

However, far more men are sore afflicted.

Odd.

And most perplexing.

So furballs weren't the only side effect.

Ho hum.

So according to your interpretation, if a bloke gets sucked a couple of times a day by the lady of his choice, he's likely to get throat cancer and die somewhere in his 50s or 60s. How many men would say that that's a price worth paying?

[KimberleyChris]

There are probably more men than lesbians who do it. Not necessarily a higher proportion, but a higher number.

True...I hadn't thought of that.

[Ignis Fatuus]

Doesn't explain things very well does it?

If most of the victims are men,and most men are straight, then that suggests that the culprit is muff-munching.

So how come there are not a load of lesbians with it too?

Odd....

There are probably more men than lesbians who do it. Not necessarily a higher proportion, but a higher number.

[Mich the Tester]

Indeed.

Most perplexing in its oddness.

I think I could find a way to stop her talking tulip like this.

[KimberleyChris]

Doesn't explain things very well does it?

If most of the victims are men,and most men are straight, then that suggests that the culprit is muff-munching.

So how come there are not a load of lesbians with it too?

Odd....