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Previously on "My Lunch"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Curry burrito day tomorrow.
    Interesting . . . . go on.

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  • The Spartan
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Curry burrito day tomorrow.
    Sounds well fattening

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    No need for the gym, I just had a light snack:
    Curry burrito day tomorrow.

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  • The Spartan
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    Think I've burnt 25 calories reading the nonsense on here
    hahaha! I am with you on that one

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Even at five minutes, you would burn almost double that, you burn 25 calories walking at a slow pace for five minutes, you 'cretin':
    I just posted what the ****ing machine said ok? It was 25 calories over 5 minutes cycle course.

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  • ChrisPackit
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    Think I've burnt 25 calories reading the nonsense on here

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I was for 5 minutes on a bike that counted that many calories burnt after induction you cretin.
    Even at five minutes, you would burn almost double that, you burn 25 calories walking at a slow pace for five minutes, you 'cretin':

    Biking at a pace of 14-16 mph = 52 calories


    Calories Burned in 5 Minutes of Exercise

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    So the estimate of 25 calories for a gym induction is completely wrong. Shoot the gym staff member who told you that.
    I was for 5 minutes on a bike that counted that many calories burnt after induction you cretin.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Just back from induction at local gym - burnt 25 calories but don't want to know how many of them in foot long Subway sandwidth with chicken tikka, all salad and chilli sauce!
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Only 3-4 hours on the bike in the gym then
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    you burn more than that
    Far more dodgy ....

    - You can burn 165 calories just sitting down on an exercise ball over the course of an hour
    - Masturbation burns 100-150 calories over half an hour (presuming atw lasts that long)
    - Your BMR (basic breathing, heart rate, etc) uses more than 25 calories as up to 75% of your daily calorific expenditure is used on BMR. So expect to use more than 1,300 calories a day just staying alive.
    - Eating your lunch uses 80 calories for a medium meal.
    - Even watching TV for an hour uses around 50 calories.


    So the estimate of 25 calories for a gym induction is completely wrong. Shoot the gym staff member who told you that.

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  • The Spartan
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    I bet the hand he has the dumbell in is his w***ing hand lol

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    you burn more than that
    If you do it while on the exercise bike, preferably behind a young lady on the bike in front, you burn extra!

    Wilmslow.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Atw in the gym



    I think I am getting the hang of this

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  • The Spartan
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    Aerobics if only they had classes like that around here with top totty in, I'd be in there like swimwear lol

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Lose weight, get fitter - I've opted out Aerobics classes though so don't call me Wilmslow
    I like aerobics classes. At least when they contain top totty. Like the lady in the foreground of this picture - Gym membership: finding the right contract for you | Money | guardian.co.uk

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  • The Spartan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why are you going to the gym? In particular what goal? Get fitter, lose weight, destress?
    I'm going to the gym 3 times a week for about 1.5-2 hrs, I'm packing on the muscle and trying to lose the excess from around my waist. It's paying dividends at the moment I had to bin two shirts as I had outgrown them for the right reasons

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