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  • GeorgeB
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    I went to the zoo at the weekend and the only thing they had was a dog. It was a sh1tzu.
    I just made people in my office laugh with this one. Thanks!

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.
    I went to the zoo at the weekend and the only thing they had was a dog. It was a sh1tzu.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Dyslexic devil worshipper..... sold his soul to Santa.

    Coat-Exit interface.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...niac-joke.html

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  • BlasterBates
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    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.

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  • d000hg
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    Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?
    A: Somebody who knocks on your door for no particular reason.

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Atheist Joke

    Atheist Joke

    Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

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