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Previously on "Sherlock Holmes movie"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Heh, just switched on the TV and Sherlock is on. Jan from the IT Crowd is in it and appears just as she is in the IT crowd. Kewl, dumb, sexy. And Martin Freeman is the same as always - carp.
    Last edited by TimberWolf; 15 January 2012, 22:26.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Dodgy. I don't disagree with you much (except on fox hunting obviously) but your bottom banner thingy is quite wrong. It ain't

    A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else

    It's

    A socialist is someone who ensures he is Ok Jack and wants everyone except him to share with everyone else
    Xog

    I love your blogs and after 11 years of labour I think you have a point.

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  • beaker
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    Originally posted by Joeman View Post
    Q: why did Sherlock stick fruit up his arse??

    A: its Lemon-Entry dear watson!!

    Did you make this up all by yourself?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



    Come ON CUK . we can do better than this


    what did Watson say when Holmes was asking where all the black leb had gone ?



    I know this.

    'No sh1t Sherlock'




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  • Churchill
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    Why did Sherlock Holmes shove a lemon up his arse?


    Because he was a drug-addled homosexual!

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  • d000hg
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    Xog. Keep it in the socialism thread, there's a good chap.

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  • xoggoth
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    Dodgy. I don't disagree with you much (except on fox hunting obviously) but your bottom banner thingy is quite wrong. It ain't

    A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else

    It's

    A socialist is someone who ensures he is Ok Jack and wants everyone except him to share with everyone else

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Q: Why did Sherlock stick fruit down his gullet?

    A: It's alimentary dear Watson



    Come ON CUK . we can do better than this


    what did Watson say when Holmes was asking where all the black leb had gone ?



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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Joeman View Post
    Q: why did Sherlock stick fruit up his arse??

    A: its Lemon-Entry dear watson!!

    Q: Why did Sherlock stick fruit down his gullet?

    A: It's alimentary dear Watson

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Is there a second one out now? The first one was like that. It wasn't right. Holmes is supposed to be nearly all cranial.
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It was ok, but I was disappointed, for me Sherlock has always used his wit to solve things, not his fists.
    Holmes often asks Watson to bring his revolver and they often get into scuffles... being a skilled boxer is also accurate from the books.

    So I thought the first film was unexpectedly rather good.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It was ok, but I was disappointed, for me Sherlock has always used his wit to solve things, not his fists.
    not so, he was into demanding drugs with violins






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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Her Majesty loved it and considered the best of all attempts to screen the books, she even gave the main actor MBE:

    Vasily Livanov - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    You beat me to this by 60 secs.

    BTW: It is also on Youtube.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I bet the box office is quaking in its boots
    Her Majesty loved it and considered the best of all attempts to screen the books, she even gave the main actor MBE:

    Vasily Livanov - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • SimonMac
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    It was ok, but I was disappointed, for me Sherlock has always used his wit to solve things, not his fists.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I boycott is because the best Sherlock Holmes movie was made in USSR.

    HTH
    I bet the box office is quaking in its boots

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