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Previously on "Happy Birthday abfarad kembo-longa"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    That'll be me. SimonMac is a complete munter

    incidentally, I met brad pitt in August (true story) and he's nothing special
    He just scrubs up well. Which probably means Angelina is a right scrubber.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Remind me - which of you two 'gentlemen' is it that looks like Brad Pitt?
    That'll be me. SimonMac is a complete munter

    incidentally, I met brad pitt in August (true story) and he's nothing special

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Remind me - which of you two 'gentlemen' is it that looks like Brad Pitt?
    That old fart, pah!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Well I wasn't going to offer until I know what she looks like, for all we know she could be a right munter!
    Remind me - which of you two 'gentlemen' is it that looks like Brad Pitt?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Contractor to the end
    By careful not to change the spec. If its out of scope that will cost more.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Erm, steady on there young man.....we haven't agreed the rate yet
    Contractor to the end

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Fair point, bend over then while I lube you up
    Erm, steady on there young man.....we haven't agreed the rate yet

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Does that matter ? As my old grandad used to say, 'Any hole is a goal'
    Fair point, bend over then while I lube you up

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Well I wasn't going to offer until I know what she looks like, for all we know she could be a right munter!
    Does that matter ? As my old grandad used to say, 'Any hole is a goal'

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY
    Well I wasn't going to offer until I know what she looks like, for all we know she could be a right munter!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You need a shag
    FTFY

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    abfarad kembo and longa are all valid scrabble words
    You need a life

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  • mudskipper
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    abfarad kembo and longa are all valid scrabble words


    Edit: Happy Birthday

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  • northernladuk
    started a topic Happy Birthday abfarad kembo-longa

    Happy Birthday abfarad kembo-longa

    31 today. Unfortunately still to pop your posting cherry but 130 visits to your profile must make you feel warm and welcome!!
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