Windy

[OwlHoot]

Almost killed an utter mong on a motorbike on the M11 at about 11pm a couple of days ago.

He was stooging along in a lorry's slipstream, about an inch from the back of it doing about 60 in the slow lane; but as I drew almost level, doing about 100, in the next lane he darted out to overtake!

Had to stand on the brakes (no way would I swerve in the circs) and *just* slowed down in time. Gave him a right earful with the horn after he had pulled back in front of the lorry.

Can't see the idiot lasting long if he keeps riding a bike like that.

[Dearnla]

Met Office issues ‘do not drive in high winds’ advice to morons

"The message from the Met Office, aimed primarily at BMW drivers, Audi drivers, and motorcyclists, warns that if you are the sort of person who attempts inappropriate overtaking manoeuvres in normal weather conditions, it would really be best for everybody if you stayed at home until the wind settles down a bit."

Tulip, I fit two out of the three criteria. Best take the train, then

[BrilloPad]

Met Office issues ‘do not drive in high winds’ advice to morons

"The message from the Met Office, aimed primarily at BMW drivers, Audi drivers, and motorcyclists, warns that if you are the sort of person who attempts inappropriate overtaking manoeuvres in normal weather conditions, it would really be best for everybody if you stayed at home until the wind settles down a bit."

[Platypus]

It's hilarious watching the smokers getting smashed by the wind and rain

And in 30 years' time, by lung cancer

[The Spartan]

It's hilarious watching the smokers getting smashed by the wind and rain

[Pondlife]

Wind rattling around the building here also pnissing it down.

Brolly will be fe<k all use today.

[TimberWolf]

Big wind, heavy rain and thunderstorms here (30km from the Dutch border.) Radio warning that driving is precarious...

Been like that for about 2 weeks in Britain.

[darmstadt]

We might get wet here in the Euroswamp.

DutchNews.nl - More gale-force winds, farmers evacuated as dyke break threatens

Big wind, heavy rain and thunderstorms here (30km from the Dutch border.) Radio warning that driving is precarious...

[Mich the Tester]

We might get wet here in the Euroswamp.

DutchNews.nl - More gale-force winds, farmers evacuated as dyke break threatens

[Mich the Tester]

Now that is one hell of a Bob

ftfy

[The Spartan]

So windy it's blown away all the database synonyms and crippled our test and acceptance environments.

Now that is one hell of a wind

[Mich the Tester]

So windy it's blown away all the database synonyms and crippled our test and acceptance environments.

[d000hg]

It's like there's been a wheelie bin massacre