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  • TiroFijo
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Wow. You've never got the hang of this baiting lark have you, you halitosis lung cancer prone yellow fingered stinkbag.
    Hehe, I've never met a smoker who wasn't the above. May you all get the lung cancer you deserve

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  • d000hg
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    Homophobic much?
    Last edited by d000hg; 29 December 2011, 19:15.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    What is so good about this book then?

    That's lame, even for a cock-socket such as your self.

    I think you'll find he was told to read the 'Allen Carr' book, still if a bit of gay-chat floats your boat, then you stick with that one

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  • d000hg
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    What is so good about this book then?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And ........

    I am that Bob!!!!!!

    My god! Isn't that Simon Mac returning to Bolton from his Spanish villa.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.
    And ........

    I am that Bob!!!!!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I AM the right man for this job then

    Went to the pub with my FIL today

    Got the beers in, chalked the first game of darts

    An aroma of fresh fag smoke entered the pub and all my smoking hackles were on end

    I even forgot my fookin e-fags!!!!!

    Drank lots of ale and concentrated on my darts

    It helps that today is the anniversary of the death of SY02 mate's dad (54) who died of heart disease through smoking, while I feel sorry for her I give my kids a squeeze and put today's cravings behind me, before taking a big lug on my e-cig now I am at home
    My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Only quitters quit. Are you a quitter?
    I AM the right man for this job then

    Went to the pub with my FIL today

    Got the beers in, chalked the first game of darts

    An aroma of fresh fag smoke entered the pub and all my smoking hackles were on end

    I even forgot my fookin e-fags!!!!!

    Drank lots of ale and concentrated on my darts

    It helps that today is the anniversary of the death of SY02 mate's dad (54) who died of heart disease through smoking, while I feel sorry for her I give my kids a squeeze and put today's cravings behind me, before taking a big lug on my e-cig now I am at home

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  • Spacecadet
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    Only quitters quit. Are you a quitter?

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  • GeorgeB
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Suity old chap.

    Read the Allen Carr book.

    Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

    Read the book man and do it tonight.
    The Allen Carr book is really good.

    He is such a funny guy

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Bought meself some e-fags to help quit. The down sides include:

    Looking like an utter bell-end.
    Good luck quitting though.

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  • MarillionFan
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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Allegedly a whole temple complex. Think the Vatican or Mecca.

    MF where is your compassion? Oh you probably haven't seen it for a while, like other things?

    Wife is that, never smoked can't understand why I have trouble giving it up. Of course she is wonderful I know because she never stops telling me so.

    Love her dearly but could really enjoy a smoke now.
    Compassion.

    You big girl. It's only smoking FFS, it's not as if it's something properly addictive like masturbation or posting on CUK.

    Get a ******* grip man.

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  • Mr.Whippy
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    Stop being such a girly wuss. man up and ditch the smokes.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No. Never smoked. Never even tried it.

    Willpower you see coupled with 'my body is a temple' mentality.
    Allegedly a whole temple complex. Think the Vatican or Mecca.

    MF where is your compassion? Oh you probably haven't seen it for a while, like other things?

    Wife is that, never smoked can't understand why I have trouble giving it up. Of course she is wonderful I know because she never stops telling me so.

    Love her dearly but could really enjoy a smoke now.

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