- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: i am lost for words
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "i am lost for words"
Collapse
-
My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

Leave a comment:
-
You've met him too?Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

Leave a comment:
-
So you condone stealing cutlery from restaurants?Originally posted by sasguru View PostAh but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
I really don't see a need to lick the spoon at all, just put it back unlicked like a normal person. A "lick & nick" isn't any better, two wrongs don't make a right.
Leave a comment:
-
Boy you must buy some tulip presents if all they took is your gloves.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by doodab View PostIt wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.You two are extremely bored today aren't you?Originally posted by sasguru View PostAh but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
Leave a comment:
-
Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Today 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Yesterday 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47

so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then
Leave a comment: