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Previously on "It was bound to happen"

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  • Alf W
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    Why not?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, not off to work we go!

    Snow White isn't going to be feeling Happy then.
    I see Grumpy's got a smile on his face today.

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  • Paddy
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    BBC News - Indian student Jyoti Amge named world's shortest woman

    An Indian student measuring just a little over two feet has been confirmed as the world's shortest living woman by Guinness World Records
    .

    She seems very happy, at least in the short term.

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  • darrenb
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    Humbug!

    Christmas spirit is for the little people.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I thought they'd be cheap if you pay by the inch.
    Unfortunately the contract stipulated payment by the foot, and there just aren't that many dwarf amputees.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, not off to work we go!

    Snow White isn't going to be feeling Happy then.

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  • AtW
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    I guess they were really short on money.

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  • realityhack
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    How can they pull a stunt like that!? Very short-sighted IMHO.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    3'7"
    No wonder they want a rise.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    That's mean. How low can they get?
    3'7"

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  • Paddy
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    That's mean. How low can they get?

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What with the recession and rampant inflation.

    Dwarves axed from panto as too expensive - Telegraph


    What next for Midget Porn?
    Much shortness != plenty cheapness

    econgnomics in actions (if anyone feels the need to speeling this read it again)

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I thought they'd be cheap if you pay by the inch.

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic It was bound to happen

    It was bound to happen

    What with the recession and rampant inflation.

    Dwarves axed from panto as too expensive - Telegraph


    What next for Midget Porn?

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