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Previously on "I think I am going to Prison....."

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  • BrilloPad
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    Prison sounds bliss. No kids. No mobile. No nagging wife. No spam emails. How do I apply?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    From what I have heard its not too bad, Xbox's/PS3's, 3 meals a day, plenty of recreation time and sex on tap beats some of the hotels I have been put up in by various ClientCo's
    The down side is that the sex is with Bubba. But whatever floats your boat.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I wouldn't have called it a date.
    Baggers can't be choosers

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You really wanted to date rape me at the Christmas Shindig didn't you
    I wouldn't have called it a date.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You turn up to those do you?
    You really wanted to date rape me at the Christmas Shindig didn't you

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    From what I have heard its not too bad, Xbox's/PS3's, 3 meals a day, plenty of recreation time and sex on tap beats some of the hotels I have been put up in by various ClientCo's
    You turn up to those do you?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Prison. It's overrated.
    From what I have heard its not too bad, Xbox's/PS3's, 3 meals a day, plenty of recreation time and sex on tap beats some of the hotels I have been put up in by various ClientCo's

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  • northernladuk
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    Aww am sorry to hear mate... but can you send me the details of your client/agent and the job spec please, oh, and while you are being dragged out by the rozzers could you drop my name in with your boss.

    Ta muchly..

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  • MarillionFan
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    Prison. It's overrated.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic I think I am going to Prison.....

    I think I am going to Prison.....

    InfoSec people can be very over zealous at times

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