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Some places now have dispensers you don't have to touch - you just place your hands beneath it and it squirts the stuff outOriginally posted by Support Monkey View PostAnd how did you get the antibacterial out of the dispenser do you have to touch it with your hands
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI was in the Arndale yesterday and noticed some anti bacterial hand cleaner dispensers near the cash machines..
I thought ok fair enough and then I though how long could a significant amoutn of bacteria last on a non organic cash machine key pad.
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They have those near the entrances as well
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It's not because of the keypads, it's because of the germs on the crisp £20s that contractors used to use for wiping their arses before the downturn.Originally posted by original PM View PostI was in the Arndale yesterday and noticed some anti bacterial hand cleaner dispensers near the cash machines..
I thought ok fair enough and then I though how long could a significant amoutn of bacteria last on a non organic cash machine key pad.
hmmmm
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Surgeons wear gloves. And I bet they use something more than regular soap.Originally posted by Paddy View PostYour knowledge is grater that the medical profession then. The NHS can save money by surgeons not washing their hands.
You can be a smartarse if you like, but simple soap does NOT remove bacteria.
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Your knowledge is grater that the medical profession then. The NHS can save money by surgeons not washing their hands.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSterilising your hands isn't personal hygiene. Hygiene is about being clean and not smelling - therefore those gel dispensers are daft.
As for cholera... you have to have a cholera source to spread. It doesn't magically appear just because things are dirty.
It's been shown that washing your hands does close to sod all as far as removing bacteria. Washing just removes the smell... the bacteria in your poo are the kind which live inside you anyway (where do you think they come from?!)
Your body is full of, and covered with, hundreds of different types of bacteria all the time.
BTW, harmful bacteria can live in poo inside your bowels wilh no ill effects but the same bacteria are lethal if they spread to you gut or organs.
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Sterilising your hands isn't personal hygiene. Hygiene is about being clean and not smelling - therefore those gel dispensers are daft.Originally posted by wim121 View PostThere is a difference between over sterilising your environment and just common sense in not consuming harmful bacteria deliberately. Good hygiene isnt anything to be embarrassed about and I fail to see why inbreds keep arguing against that fact.
As for cholera... you have to have a cholera source to spread. It doesn't magically appear just because things are dirty.
It's been shown that washing your hands does close to sod all as far as removing bacteria. Washing just removes the smell... the bacteria in your poo are the kind which live inside you anyway (where do you think they come from?!)Originally posted by Paddy View PostOk, don't wash your hands after a poo then.
Your body is full of, and covered with, hundreds of different types of bacteria all the time.
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Glad you enjoy my posts and cos i never got no proper edumucation like what you did i had tu look it upOriginally posted by sasguru View PostYour stream of consciousness posts and random capitalisation are almost Joycean.
thanks wikipeadia
A text is deemed Joycean when it is reminiscent of the writings of James Joyce, particularly Ulysses or Finnegans Wake. Joycean fiction exhibits a high degree of verbal play, usually within the framework of stream of consciousness. Works that are "Joycean" may also be technically eclectic, employing multiple technical shifts as a form of thematic or subject development. In this latter respect, it is not merely an opaque or evident technique, such as is characteristic of avant garde prose, but technical shifts that are meant to be recognized by the reader and considered as part of the narrative itself. More than anything, however, Joycean has come to denote a form of extreme verbal inventiveness which tends to push the English language towards multi-lingual polysemy or impenetrability.[1] Joycean word play frequently seeks to imply linguistic and literary history on a single plane of communication. It therefore denies readers the simple denotative message traditional in prose in favor of the ambiguity and equivocal signification of poetry.
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May have affected your IQ, no?Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI was brought up on a farm my grandad used to butcher the pigs on the kitchen table, we dranks milk straight from the tank after milking before it was pasturised and we ran around in fields full of cow tulip all day long, neither me or my 3 brothers spent much time at home ill, unlike some of the kids today who are always suffering with some ailment or another because there all wrapped in cotton wool and not exposed to anything
Like d000hg says all this anti bacterial its all overkill
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Your stream of consciousness posts and random capitalisation are almost Joycean.Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostMy Brother recently brought a new house and he was exiting via the side door one morning and there was a brand new fully loaded 5 series BMW parked across his drive, he thought who the Fook has parked that across my drive then he heard someone knocking on the front door so he goes round the front of the house there was this realy poshed dress women standing at his door, so he says "can i help" and she says in a proper posh accent "i am the sparkle clean lady come to clean the house"
I am in the wrong job
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And how did you get the antibacterial out of the dispenser do you have to touch it with your handsOriginally posted by original PM View PostI was in the Arndale yesterday and noticed some anti bacterial hand cleaner dispensers near the cash machines..
I thought ok fair enough and then I though how long could a significant amoutn of bacteria last on a non organic cash machine key pad.
hmmmm
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I was in the Arndale yesterday and noticed some anti bacterial hand cleaner dispensers near the cash machines..
I thought ok fair enough and then I though how long could a significant amoutn of bacteria last on a non organic cash machine key pad.
hmmmm
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Everytime unlike some in this department i could mention, its like wim121 says"There is a difference between over sterilising your environment and just common sense in not consuming harmful bacteria deliberately"Originally posted by Paddy View PostOk, don't wash your hands after a poo then.
Its the over sterilisation thats the problem and the more you do it the more bugs will become immune to the antibacterial
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Ok, don't wash your hands after a poo then.Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostI was brought up on a farm my grandad used to butcher the pigs on the kitchen table, we dranks milk straight from the tank after milking before it was pasturised and we ran around in fields full of cow tulip all day long, neither me or my 3 brothers spent much time at home ill, unlike some of the kids today who are always suffering with some ailment or another because there all wrapped in cotton wool and not exposed to anything
Like d000hg says all this anti bacterial its all overkill
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