Might be in there

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PAH replied

8 December 2011, 17:06
Relax, he's an expert at Ecky Thump.
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shaunbhoy replied

8 December 2011, 16:51
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

I can handle myself.

I'm from Cricklewood.
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BoredBloke replied

8 December 2011, 16:47
If she is what most Yorkshire men think is a yorkshire woman, take your wellies!
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pacharan replied

8 December 2011, 16:39
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

If she is a proper Yorkshire girl she will kick 7 bells out of you.. If she is from Barnsley Donnie way you better get a will written sharpish.

I can handle myself.

I'm from Cricklewood.
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northernladuk replied

8 December 2011, 16:30
If she is a proper Yorkshire girl she will kick 7 bells out of you.. If she is from Barnsley Donnie way you better get a will written sharpish.
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shaunbhoy replied

8 December 2011, 16:20
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Cracking bit of stuff just started in accounts.

You'll be fine if she has an overwhelming penchant for Janitors.

HTH
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PAH replied

8 December 2011, 14:19
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

Are you on the s3x offenders list?

Looks like this forum is his list.

They sure don't make sockpuppets like they used to.
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ChimpMaster replied

8 December 2011, 14:10
Are you on the s3x offenders list?
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pacharan started a topic Might be in there

8 December 2011, 14:06
Might be in there

Cracking bit of stuff just started in accounts.

*A MILF - from Yorkshire!

Lovely pair of funbags - ninnies like organ stops

Gonna engineer a situation where I can get her in a corner, slip my hand
down her blouse and start rolling 'em between thumb & forefinger.

I can imagine her reaction;

"Eee, Mister Cohen, thowz got loovlee roogh 'andz - I bet thowz alwaes
shekking 'ands with thyself"

and in no time at all she'll be begging me to take her out to the
carpark

(best wait 'till Landy's back from MOT though, don't think bonnet of
missus's Micra is up to it!)
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