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Previously on "Chainsaws"

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  • doodab
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    Get an axe. It's safer and you'll get some exercise.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    WTF!

    Welcome back fella.
    Somebody has to keep an eye on you lot

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Hi Buddy

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I'm still here in spirit
    WTF!

    Welcome back fella.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I'm still here in spirit

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    Is Diver dead from some gruesome accident then?
    I'm still here in spirit

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    And it still works, despite being 1/2 inch shorter
    What's it like for ?

    Does it feel like someone else is doing it?


    Lucky sod.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Circular saw.

    That's why he still has a hand.
    And it still works, despite being 1/2 inch shorter

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Diver's the best person to ask about power tool safety. Then do the opposite, you'll be fine.
    After I cut my hand off and they'd sown it back on, it had no strength in it for several months so couldn't grip the chainsaw safely, so I had to gaffer tape my hand securely and safely to the chainsaw to finish cutting down the trees in my garden

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    I don't want to turn them all off, I quite like having embedded images. I would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.
    Swift rule of thumb - don't read General if you are worried about people seeing what you are looking at.

    HTH

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Right back at you. Dont make me use the Primarolo!




    It is a bit of a gruesome picture, particularly if one of the bedwetters sees it.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    I would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.
    You mean like this?



    Seriously- will change to a link in my post if enough people request (perhaps we should have a poll?)

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Switch images off from the control panel, then they turn up as links.

    Nothing to stop embedded video showing up, though.
    I don't want to turn them all off, I quite like having embedded images. I would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Circular saw.

    That's why he still has a hand.
    Didn't Diver have a chainsaw accident as well? I remember the hand amputation incident, but there were several, IIRC.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    I can do without that sort of image embedded in the thread.
    Please post links to that sort of thing. Probably marked as NSFW too.


    ** I am not squeamish, but would rather have the choice of whether I look or not especially in a busy office.
    Switch images off from the control panel, then they turn up as links.

    Nothing to stop embedded video showing up, though.

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