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And it still works, despite being 1/2 inch shorterOriginally posted by zeitghostCircular saw.
That's why he still has a hand.
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After I cut my hand off and they'd sown it back on, it had no strength in it for several months so couldn't grip the chainsaw safely, so I had to gaffer tape my hand securely and safely to the chainsaw to finish cutting down the trees in my gardenOriginally posted by Bunk View PostDiver's the best person to ask about power tool safety. Then do the opposite, you'll be fine.
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Swift rule of thumb - don't read General if you are worried about people seeing what you are looking at.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostI don't want to turn them all off, I quite like having embedded images. I would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.
HTH
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Right back at you. Dont make me use the Primarolo!

It is a bit of a gruesome picture, particularly if one of the bedwetters sees it.
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You mean like this?Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostI would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.

Seriously- will change to a link in my post if enough people request (perhaps we should have a poll?)
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I don't want to turn them all off, I quite like having embedded images. I would just like a little discretion on the part of the posters when placing disturbing or rude images.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSwitch images off from the control panel, then they turn up as links.
Nothing to stop embedded video showing up, though.
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Didn't Diver have a chainsaw accident as well? I remember the hand amputation incident, but there were several, IIRC.Originally posted by zeitghostCircular saw.
That's why he still has a hand.
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Switch images off from the control panel, then they turn up as links.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostI can do without that sort of image embedded in the thread.
Please post links to that sort of thing. Probably marked as NSFW too.
** I am not squeamish, but would rather have the choice of whether I look or not especially in a busy office.
Nothing to stop embedded video showing up, though.
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