Reply to: Ask Beaker; the comeback

[Wilmslow]

Beaker,

I have an old Ideal Mexico boiler so costs a lot to get the house up to temperature.

Am I cheaper having an oil filled radiator on as background heat all day, or just using the central heating normally? On for an hour in the mornings, then 3:30 to 10pm at night.

[Mich the Tester]

Not a proper forward then.

Too small for that.

[Arturo Bassick]

I is blind side flanker.

Not a proper forward then.

[Mich the Tester]

Which is OK if you are a No8 but not good if front or second row.

I is blind side flanker. But sometimes a second row. Which is fun. Pffrrt.

[Arturo Bassick]

WES

But, being a rugby forward, I can grunt, fart and shove all at once.

Which is OK if you are a No8 but not good if front or second row.

[Mich the Tester]

Nah, he's just deluded enough to think he can multitask.

WES

But, being a rugby forward, I can grunt, fart and shove all at once.

[EternalOptimist]

peas be upon him

[eek]

Does that mean you're actually a woman then?

Nah, he's just deluded enough to think he can multitask.

[norrahe]

I can multitask, me.

Does that mean you're actually a woman then?

[SimonMac]

Allah

[cojak]

Beaker never went away..

[EternalOptimist]

Seeing as Beaker's either too modest to start the Ask Beaker ritual, or too much of a muppet to know how, I'll start.

Beaker, if I have a 2kg bag of frozen peas (small peas) in my freezer and I've already eaten two 200 gram servings, how many peas do I have left? Not the weight, the number please!

I know this, it's a trick question -

Allah

[Mich the Tester]

Are you sure? I thought talking and thinking at the same time was beyond the ability of most testers.

I can multitask, me.

[eek]

I don't need a lot of them; I'm a tester.

Are you sure? I thought talking and thinking at the same time was beyond the ability of most testers.

[Mich the Tester]

A lot of replacement brains.

I don't need a lot of them; I'm a tester.