Reply to: Getting flooded

[TestMangler]

Why is some fella walking across the flood waters with a chair. Is that Minestrone?

It's Stephen Hawking. His chair stalled and he had to carry it to dry land.

[MarillionFan]

I'm sure if you blow that photo up they'll be two wee shell-suited neds with a snorkel unbolting the wheels from the black 4x4

Why is some fella walking across the flood waters with a chair. Is that Minestrone?

[TestMangler]

So true

I'm sure if you blow that photo up they'll be two wee shell-suited neds with a snorkel unbolting the wheels from the black 4x4

[Cliphead]

Well, they've abandoned them and are trying to get away. Normal for Greenock

So true

[TestMangler]

Do they belong to the drivers?

Well, they've abandoned them and are trying to get away. Normal for Greenock

[Cliphead]

Absolutely mate, one of these cars has a valid tax disc !!!!

Do they belong to the drivers?

[TestMangler]

Jeez, a not so familiar site

Absolutely mate, one of these cars has a valid tax disc !!!!

[Cliphead]

Half way between my residence and Clipheads:

Jeez, a not so familiar site

[TestMangler]

Half way between my residence and Clipheads:

[TestMangler]

Things were really bad in Greenock Main St:

[Troll]

I seem to remember that your water company will charge you for using the water - even if it's just passing through a turbine. No, I'm not joking.

So stealth hydro is the way to go

[MarillionFan]

Since the exchange is in the lowest part of the village which is mostly underwater it came as no suprise that my landline is dead (in the water )

Been dead all day so thought I'd report the fault, not much point as most of the village has reported the same, estimate to fix - 7 days

They're obviously not looking at weather reports.

Why's my internet connection still working if my landline is dead

"Aye Morag, the exchange is under water, Mr McCliphead cannae get his broadbandymajig to work and he's called out PC McClaudy to keep an eye on his bridge during the flood"

[Moscow Mule]

Time to invest Ron Hale Marine Ltd - Avon RIB 280/Tohatsu FS9.8EP/Jockey Console Package

[Cliphead]

Since the exchange is in the lowest part of the village which is mostly underwater it came as no suprise that my landline is dead (in the water )

Been dead all day so thought I'd report the fault, not much point as most of the village has reported the same, estimate to fix - 7 days

They're obviously not looking at weather reports.

Why's my internet connection still working if my landline is dead

[Cliphead]

This is my second year in London, and I have to admit how rarely it seems to rain here, even compared to the Midlands. If rain is a problem in Scotland then the answer is obvious - move to London. Although, if you don't like riots, you'd better avoid places like Wandsworth and Hackney.

Rain isn't a problem in Scotland till it decides to get energetic.