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    #31
    This is my second year in London, and I have to admit how rarely it seems to rain here, even compared to the Midlands. If rain is a problem in Scotland then the answer is obvious - move to London. Although, if you don't like riots, you'd better avoid places like Wandsworth and Hackney.
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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      #32
      Originally posted by MrMark View Post
      This is my second year in London, and I have to admit how rarely it seems to rain here, even compared to the Midlands. If rain is a problem in Scotland then the answer is obvious - move to London. Although, if you don't like riots, you'd better avoid places like Wandsworth and Hackney.
      Rain isn't a problem in Scotland till it decides to get energetic.
      Me, me, me...

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        #33
        Since the exchange is in the lowest part of the village which is mostly underwater it came as no suprise that my landline is dead (in the water )

        Been dead all day so thought I'd report the fault, not much point as most of the village has reported the same, estimate to fix - 7 days

        They're obviously not looking at weather reports.

        Why's my internet connection still working if my landline is dead
        Me, me, me...

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          #34
          Time to invest Ron Hale Marine Ltd - Avon RIB 280/Tohatsu FS9.8EP/Jockey Console Package
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #35
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Since the exchange is in the lowest part of the village which is mostly underwater it came as no suprise that my landline is dead (in the water )

            Been dead all day so thought I'd report the fault, not much point as most of the village has reported the same, estimate to fix - 7 days

            They're obviously not looking at weather reports.

            Why's my internet connection still working if my landline is dead
            "Aye Morag, the exchange is under water, Mr McCliphead cannae get his broadbandymajig to work and he's called out PC McClaudy to keep an eye on his bridge during the flood"



            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I seem to remember that your water company will charge you for using the water - even if it's just passing through a turbine. No, I'm not joking.
              So stealth hydro is the way to go
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #37
                Things were really bad in Greenock Main St:

                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #38
                  Half way between my residence and Clipheads:

                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    Half way between my residence and Clipheads:

                    Jeez, a not so familiar site
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      Jeez, a not so familiar site
                      Absolutely mate, one of these cars has a valid tax disc !!!!
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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