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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    I got a "Threat Blocked" message from AVG when I clicked on that link.

    Looks like the ripples are fake anyway.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    hmmm


    NSFW


    She needs a damn good thrashing
    I got a "Threat Blocked" message from AVG when I clicked on that link.

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  • petergriffin
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    All Sven Goran Eriksson wanted was an English pen and he was given the England manager job.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thank you very much - tack så mycket
    steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

    similar
    All sounds Dutch to me.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    hmmm


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    She needs a damn good thrashing
    Technically that is a spanking. IMHO a thrashing requires the use of an implement rather than the hand.



    ** Lovely job though.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    hmmm


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    She needs a damn good thrashing
    She's not slapping her too hard, no pendulum action on her Norks!

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  • cojak
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    At previous ClientCo thieving by the cleaners was endemic -they'd go through drawers if they weren't locked.

    Although people complained nothing was done - I guess the cleaning contractor was cheap.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thank you very much - sack må tycket
    Could be dodgy doing a Spoonerism...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    hmmm


    NSFW


    She needs a damn good thrashing

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  • chef
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    thank you very much - tack så mycket
    steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

    similar

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish
    Maybe your bad swedish came across as "Why not help yourself to my pen? I have lots of them" as opposed to "Thank you very much for cleaning my desk Miss"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

    So not all Swedish women are stunning blondes who can get away with murder just by flashing their....smile?

    I'm gutted. Always thought Scandinavia would be an awesome place to go for all the blonde totty.

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  • chef
    started a topic Sneaky b!#ch

    Sneaky b!#ch

    Cleaner has just come around the office to clean desks and sweep the floors etc.

    Decided to go get a drink while she attended to my desk

    Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

    Goes to pick up my pen and continue work, where the f##k is my pen!!

    "Errr who's stole my pen?" says I, no comments from colleagues .. "anyone?"

    I then notice the cleaner had palmed my pen holding it halfway up her sleeve, I point it out to her

    She smiles and has a "oh my goodness how did that get there?" face and gives it back

    cheeky pikey b!#ch

    be warned, pikey cleaners about, I'm off to trap 2 to leave her an extra special thank you present..

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