Sneaky b!#ch

[chef]

Cleaner has just come around the office to clean desks and sweep the floors etc.

Decided to go get a drink while she attended to my desk

Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

Goes to pick up my pen and continue work, where the f##k is my pen!!

"Errr who's stole my pen?" says I, no comments from colleagues .. "anyone?"

I then notice the cleaner had palmed my pen holding it halfway up her sleeve, I point it out to her

She smiles and has a "oh my goodness how did that get there?" face and gives it back

cheeky pikey b!#ch

be warned, pikey cleaners about, I'm off to trap 2 to leave her an extra special thank you present..

 

[PAH]

thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

So not all Swedish women are stunning blondes who can get away with murder just by flashing their....smile?

I'm gutted. Always thought Scandinavia would be an awesome place to go for all the blonde totty.

 

[shaunbhoy]

Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish

Maybe your bad swedish came across as "Why not help yourself to my pen? I have lots of them" as opposed to "Thank you very much for cleaning my desk Miss"

 

[chef]

thank you very much - tack så mycket
steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

similar

 

[EternalOptimist]

hmmm


NSFW


She needs a damn good thrashing

 

[darmstadt]

thank you very much - sack må tycket

Could be dodgy doing a Spoonerism...

 

[cojak]

At previous ClientCo thieving by the cleaners was endemic -they'd go through drawers if they weren't locked.

Although people complained nothing was done - I guess the cleaning contractor was cheap.

 

[Churchill]

hmmm


NSFW


She needs a damn good thrashing

She's not slapping her too hard, no pendulum action on her Norks!

 

[Arturo Bassick]

hmmm


NSFW


She needs a damn good thrashing

Technically that is a spanking. IMHO a thrashing requires the use of an implement rather than the hand.



** Lovely job though.

 

[MarillionFan]

thank you very much - tack så mycket
steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

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All sounds Dutch to me.