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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

    Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

    Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

    Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?
    It's a sign of low self esteem

    Sas

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Get one of those rabbit vibrator thingummy's. That will sort you out in a minute..or an hour depending on some people.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    That's either a witty reposte or it's one of the best double-entendres I've heard in ages.
    Either way, POTD
    You have a mucky mind, missus.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post


    You're right - it's a few years since I smoked a rollie.
    That's either a witty reposte or it's one of the best double-entendres I've heard in ages.
    Either way, POTD

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You need a good hard shag.


    How you fixed for Thursday?


    You're right - it's a few years since I smoked a rollie.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Perhaps your just bleeding past it.
    That's a relief. I thought it was a brain tumour.

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  • DimPrawn
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    You need a good hard shag.


    How you fixed for Thursday?

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  • centurian
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    On the other hand, maybe the guy in the car in front is a 'kin tosser? Perhaps the young lady in the canteen does have dubious taste in men?
    Don't think there is something wrong with you - therein lies madness - think Occam's Razor.
    It's not paranoia - when they really are out to get you.

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  • Zippy
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    See you next year MF

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.
    I'll settle this.

    Beard - check.
    Penchant for ale - check
    Comfy shoes - check
    Cardigan - check

    Yep, you're a lesbian.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.
    Perhaps your just bleeding past it.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Mrs PL is the same right now. It's enough to drive you menstrual.


    Edit: I meant 'mental'
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Menopause.

    That is all.

    Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

    Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

    Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

    Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?
    Welcome to my world.

    Mod: Less of the potty-mouth, ta.
    Last edited by cojak; 15 November 2011, 20:05. Reason: Bar of soap required...

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  • mudskipper
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    Thank you Zippy. I like that angle.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

    Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

    Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

    Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?
    Menopause.

    That is all.

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